Important info about Mississippi...

[1/4 stick]

Originally Posted by kingfish

Just hope there is no poison ivy growing in there. That would not be very good.

kingfish

ouch!!! hehehe

[BigBassin144]

hmm.... bet most of us have never had poison ivy down there.

BB

[MrPhotographer06]

i'm not alergic to it so i dont care where i squat in the woods.. just better not droop anything in the bryars lol

[1/4 stick]

hmm.... bet most of us have never had poison ivy down there.

I plea the 5th.

Originally Posted by MrPhotographer06

i'm not alergic to it so i dont care where i squat in the woods.. just better not droop anything in the bryars lol

You go ahead with your bad self. Just remember that area is a bit more sinsitive to such things. I'd hate to see you squirming and doing that dragin-butt dance the dog does after a flea bath.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aNsY7Vhzrs

[MrPhotographer06]

haha i'd rather be in my boat

[bamabassman]

hahahahaha,HAHAHAHAHAHA. 1/4 stick.. i would LOVE to see the butt dragging thing from mr. photog after he squats in poison ivy or poison oak. that would be funnniiiieeeeeee.

[MrPhotographer06]

haha i might make a vid of me slidin around on my butt for the heck of it lol

[bamabassman]

DO IT!!!! i double dawg dare ya!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[Rebbasser]

Originally Posted by MississippiBoy

Actually, we probably have more trucks than cars, so we usually refer to the "back of the truck." Although that gets confusing when you have an extended cab...Back of the truck, as in bed, or back of the truck, as in inside but behind the front seat?

In Texas we do have more trucks than cars and it DO get a little confusing at times.

And to borrow a little fromMr.Fosworthy regarding Yankees, "Y'all are going to be real surprised when y'all hear St. Peter say, 'Y'all get in the truck-we're going up to the big house'"

And how can you not include "ustacould" in the Southern vernacular?

[MississippiBoy]

Originally Posted by MrPhotographer06

i'm not alergic to it so i dont care where i squat in the woods.. just better not droop anything in the bryars lol

We went on a hike through the desert in New Mexico years ago with my church youth group. One of the girls didn't look around well enough when she went to answer the call of nature. We heard a different kind of call when the cactus got a hold of her. Sounded like a roomful of cats that all got their tails stepped on at the same time.

Reb-- good word, I use it all the time. "I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I've ever been."

[MrPhotographer06]

yeah its interestig to see the southern words we make up.. its even funnier for the african american race and their words lol

i'm ax yew a keshion ! why all yew white peoples tawlk so funni ?
whell why all yall (insert word of choice) got them big ol lips? look like a crank bait walkin down duh street.

[bamabassman]

yea, when you get down chere. you gotta take 2 english lessions, southrn and EBONICS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[1/4 stick]

Ok, lets change subjects...Anybody ever watch ZOOM on pbs? That goofy bubble gum language they had?
ubba bubba doubba troubba??

[pignjig]

Anybody remember that Southern comedian who used to tell stories about his Grandma? He had one story that only a Southron would understand. When he was a little kid, he was bothering his Granma in the kitchen one day when she reached down to swat him. He scrambled under the table and his grandma said, "Get on out from up underneath there!" If that makes sense, you're Southern- No matter where you live.

-Pig

[1/4 stick]

Yep, or "Get up out a that there tree!" hehehe...

[1/4 stick]

Was that comidien Jerry Clower P&J?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IlW9velocM

[bamabassman]

jerry clower is a great funny man. love his stories. a classic.

[BigBassin144]

Another thing is when you're going to visit someone you always say one thing, hethe rit be we're going down to see them, or up to see them. Most people only use one or the other, no matter where the people their going to see live.

BB

[bamabassman]

bb git yer jeff foxworthy southrn dictionary before you come down. that way maybe you can understand what we are saying buddy, hahahahahaha. oh... and don't fergit me rod now....ya hea? hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[MrPhotographer06]

SILENCE! I Kill You!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

jeff dunham is good

[1/4 stick]

Aww man.. I had just gotten to where I wasn't saying that a hundred times a day. lol
I saw that awhile back, even had my little boy running around saying, "SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!!" hahaha... I had to have that little talk with him about when and where it was alright to say that, around daddy and the guys, but not around grandma or in school. He goes to a privite christian school....boy oh boy did I catch it for that one. hahahaha

[MrPhotographer06]

glad you got him in private school. i dont know what its like in public schools there but ppl that came to our school from public like it better.

i go to an academy so i've been there my whole life

[BigBassin144]

Originally Posted by bamabassman

bb git yer jeff foxworthy southrn dictionary before you come down. that way maybe you can understand what we are saying buddy, hahahahahaha. oh... and don't fergit me rod now....ya hea? hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I already got me a 'you migh tbe a redneck book'. It's pretty darn funny. I love jeff foxworthy and bill engvall... ... ... ... ... ... ... Here's your sign.

BB

[1/4 stick]

Here's one..
You might be a redneck if you don't wash your underware, but you do worsh yer draws.

[pignjig]

Sorry for the delayed reply, 1/4 stick- I think you're right...I believe it might have been Clower.