Taxes

[CarpMan]

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer
and the bill for all ten comes to $100.
I am not sure who wrote this but hopefully it might make a few people think.
If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something
like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the
arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.’ Since you are
all such good customers, he said,’ I’m going to reduce the cost of your
daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the
first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But
what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they
divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'
They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But, if they subtracted
that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would
each end up being paid to drink his beer.
So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's
bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the
amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before And the first four continued
to drink for free. But, once outside the restaurant, the men began to
compare their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $20', declared the sixth man. He pointed
to the tenth man,’ but he got $10!'

'Yeah, that's right', exclaimed the fifth man.’ I only saved a dollar,
too. It's unfair that he got
ten times more than I!'

'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man.’ Why should he get $10 back
when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison.’ We didn't get
anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat
down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill,
they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money
between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls , journalists and college professors, is how
our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most
benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being
wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.

[jcw1503]

Interesting way to put it...

Nice...

[doc]

But if the other nine would have not showed up the beer distillery would have been closed.

Everyone knows that the top 2% dont even drink beer. It's all 1000 dollar bottles of champagne, 100 year old brandy, vacations in the bahamas, 1000 dollar back massages that are paid for by goverment bailouts.

[cassidyta]

They may not always drink beer, but when they do....

http://staythirstymyfriends.com/

[mont_lunker_hunter]

So, what your saying is that on Chears, Frazier got screwed?

[Cranebird]

Heck yeah Frazier got screwed .Don't you remember Lilith ? Remember the episode where she had the baby in the backseat of the taxicab ?

If you go to Boston, look up the Bull and finch pub.That is where cheers was filmed.It doesn't look anything like I remember cheers bar looking like on the show though ?

[Wishing2BFishing]

Cliff Claven rules . . .

[cassidyta]

Norm!!!!!!!!