The Best Salesman Ever?

BigBassin144 · 03-25-08, 07:56 PM

A young man moves from Wisconsin to Cleveland, OH. He goes to a big everything under one roof department stores looking for a job.

The boss asks if he has any sales experience, and he says yes that he was a salesman back in Wisconsin. After the interview, the guy gets the job.

He reports for work at 8:00 the next morning and at the end of the day, the boss comes and asks him, "how many sales did you make today?"

He replies, "one."

The boss looks at him very surprised and says, "Only one? If you want to keep your job here, you'll have to make more sales, our salespeople average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was your sale for?"

"$101,625.73"

"101,625.73?! What the heck did you sell him?!"

Well, I first sold him a little fish hook, then I sold him a bigger fish hook. The I told him he was going to need a fishing rod to fish with. So he bought that and a reel, and some line." sia dthe salesman proudly, "then I asked him where he was going fishing. he said Lake Erie. I told him He'd need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and he bought a boat. Then he told me he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull his new boat, so we headed to auto department and he baught a new truck."

The boss looked at him stunned and said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a rod, reel, boat, and a new truck?!"

The young salesman smiled and said, "no, he came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'well dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing'"

BB

Buzz Wing · 03-25-08, 08:16 PM

Funny, I just read the exact same joke on this exact same forum this morning!

-Buzz

Buzz Wing · 03-25-08, 08:18 PM

http://www.bassfishin.com/bassfishin...light=salesman

-Buzz

BigBassin144 · 03-25-08, 09:42 PM

Well Blunker, most of don't go back to read posts from last year. It's still funny though!

BB

senko · 03-26-08, 12:39 AM

One of the reasons this is the best bass fishing forum!

bamabassman · 03-26-08, 06:45 PM

first time iread it, and that is funny. hahahahahaha

adamgambill · 03-26-08, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz Wing

Funny, I just read the exact same joke on this exact same forum this morning!

-Buzz

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03-25-08, 07:56 PM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	The Best Salesman Ever? A young man moves from Wisconsin to Cleveland, OH. He goes to a big everything under one roof department stores looking for a job. The boss asks if he has any sales experience, and he says yes that he was a salesman back in Wisconsin. After the interview, the guy gets the job. He reports for work at 8:00 the next morning and at the end of the day, the boss comes and asks him, "how many sales did you make today?" He replies, "one." The boss looks at him very surprised and says, "Only one? If you want to keep your job here, you'll have to make more sales, our salespeople average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was your sale for?" "$101,625.73" "101,625.73?! What the heck did you sell him?!" Well, I first sold him a little fish hook, then I sold him a bigger fish hook. The I told him he was going to need a fishing rod to fish with. So he bought that and a reel, and some line." sia dthe salesman proudly, "then I asked him where he was going fishing. he said Lake Erie. I told him He'd need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and he bought a boat. Then he told me he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull his new boat, so we headed to auto department and he baught a new truck." The boss looked at him stunned and said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a rod, reel, boat, and a new truck?!" The young salesman smiled and said, "no, he came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'well dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing'" BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

03-25-08, 09:42 PM	#4
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Well Blunker, most of don't go back to read posts from last year. It's still funny though! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

03-26-08, 12:39 AM	#5
senko BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Manteca,Ca. Posts: 826	One of the reasons this is the best bass fishing forum! __________________ Manteca High Freshman Football V.O.L. Champions 2007 "Pain is Temporary, Pride is Forever."

03-25-08, 08:16 PM	#2
Buzz Wing BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hudson, MI Posts: 1,219	Funny, I just read the exact same joke on this exact same forum this morning! -Buzz

03-25-08, 08:18 PM	#3
Buzz Wing BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hudson, MI Posts: 1,219	http://www.bassfishin.com/bassfishin...light=salesman -Buzz

03-26-08, 06:45 PM	#6
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	first time iread it, and that is funny. hahahahahaha

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