03-25-08, 08:11 PM
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Little Jessica
Little Jessica never did so well at Sunday School. Between sleeping and talking to other, she rarely ever learned anything.
One day, the teacher was talked and asked her a question while she was sleeping. The teacher said, "JEssica, can you tell me who created the earth and the heavens?" The boy sitting behind jessica had a sewing needle to poke her so she'd wake up. He poked her and she jumped up and said, "OH MY GOD!!" The teacher was pleased and said, correct, thank you jessica." The teacher then went on teaching and asked Jessica another question. "Jessica can you tell me who sacrificed himself so people could be forgiven for their sins?" Again, Jessica was sleeping and again, the boy behind her poked her with the needle. This time she jumped up and yelled, "JESUS CHRIST!!" The teacher was surprised that Jessica got two in a row correct and congratulated her. So the teacher went on tech until it was time to ask another question. "Jessica, can you tell me what Eve said to Adam after they had their 9th child?" Again, Jessica was sleeping and again, the boy behind her poked her with the needle. This time she jumped up and yelled, "IF YOU STICK THAT GOD DAMED THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" BB
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03-25-08, 08:16 PM
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lol ......
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03-25-08, 08:21 PM
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Well said, Mojo!
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03-25-08, 09:35 PM
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Lol..............
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03-25-08, 09:40 PM
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BERKLEY, Welcome to the forum. I'm sur eenjoy this Nuthouse as much as the rest of us!
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03-26-08, 01:41 AM
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that was wrong.......but funny!
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03-26-08, 06:41 PM
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HAHAHAHAA!!!! now dat is funny right thar.
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