Tiger Jokes

[Abbeysdad]

So Johnny is in class the day before Christmas vacation starts and late in the day the teacher says "Pop Quiz...if you get the answer right, you get to leave early."
"Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind' ". Johnny raised his hand but Jenny blurted out "Neil Armstrong". Teacher said "that's right Jenny, you may leave".
Teacher asked "who said 'I have a dream' "? Again, Johnny raised his hand but in a flash, Nancy shouted "Martin Luther King". Teacher said "that's right you can leave". Johnny is getting mad.
Teacher asked "who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country'. Johnny's almost jumping out of the chair with hand raised when Sally shouts "John F. Kennedy".
"Corrrect" says the teacher "you can leave".

Johnny is pissed.

Teacher turns away towards the blackboard and Johnny says 'Sure wish dem *****es had kept der mouths shut!"
Teacher hurls around "Who said that?" Johnny jumps to his feet and shouts "Tiger Woods, can I go home now?"

LOL - poor Tiger (last I heard the endorsement pool was draining and the wife was packing the YACHT to sail back to Sweden.)