Valentine's Poem

[Bender]

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as
"snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I! 'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy,
young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a
junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion,
it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together like
a skunk goes with stank.

Some men,
they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man,
honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

[lovinfishin9]

Hell yeah. Man i wish someone would get me a trolling motor.

[KH.]

seriously............

[PowerBass]

thats great lol!

[K-Driz]

Isn't that from one of the older "In-Fisherman" magazines?

[Dyas]

man..I gotta memorize that one *tear rolls down cheek*.. I still gotta get think of something to do for Julie for Valetines day. Shes a hard one to figure out but shes worth it.....

[flfireman]

Send it to hallmark. Ill buy one.

[bassintxlady]

give me a trollin motor over a diamond anyday.....i can do so much more with it ....now i say that's the gift that keeps me fishin.....you are such a silver tongued devil i must say....

[Dyas]

Originally Posted by bassintxlady

give me a trollin motor over a diamond anyday.....i can do so much more with it ....now i say that's the gift that keeps me fishin.....you are such a silver tongued devil i must say....

Dam I wish my girl wuld say that lol... She likes expensive crap...

[bassintxlady]

well i have no use for trivial material things ...unless they'll catch a fish for me....lol....i'm not like most women....i live for bass fishing....i have a deep seeded passion for it...indeed....