Time for an acronymm SWMBO

Captmikestarrett · 02-08-10, 06:46 PM

It refers to your wife or for some of you your signifacant other. (pronounced swimbo)

Capt Mike

nofearengineer · 02-08-10, 06:52 PM

Someone who makes bad oatmeal?

TN_Bassin · 02-08-10, 06:54 PM

Oh come on that's the easiest one i've seen. She Who Must Be Obeyed.

The only reason I know this one is because I heard it from my dad my entire time growing up.

nofearengineer · 02-08-10, 06:56 PM

Ohhhhh, I get it. It makes perfect sense I wouldn't pick up on that, since I am the proud owner of a pair of testicles.

TN_Bassin · 02-08-10, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nofearengineer

Ohhhhh, I get it. It makes perfect sense I wouldn't pick up on that, since I am the proud owner of a pair of testicles.

Seriously my page just refreshed itself and the first word I see is testicles I just about spilt a rib.

Captmikestarrett · 02-08-10, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by nofearengineer

Ohhhhh, I get it. It makes perfect sense I wouldn't pick up on that, since I am the proud owner of a pair of testicles.

Very good.

Capt Mike

bamabassman · 02-08-10, 07:07 PM

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh my gawd!!!!

MississippiBoy · 02-08-10, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by nofearengineer

Ohhhhh, I get it. It makes perfect sense I wouldn't pick up on that, since I am the proud owner of a pair of testicles.

Dude, the baby is trying to sleep in the next room...I choked when I tried to keep myself from laughing...she'll probably be awake for the next 3 hours now...

screwballl · 02-09-10, 04:06 PM

I found (with my wife) that it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission... otherwise I would never go anywhere or do anything fun

cassidyta · 02-09-10, 06:18 PM

For the record, almost all of us married men own a set as well. We just choose to keep them in her purse!

nofearengineer · 02-09-10, 06:20 PM

You guys realize I'm just jealous nobody wants to enslave me at the moment. I've been there before, and it wasn't too bad.

WaffleJaw · 02-09-10, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by cassidyta

For the record, almost all of us married men own a set as well. We just choose to keep them in her purse!

Sometimes when shes not looking.I like to sneak em back out,put em back on and practice raising my voice in the shower.

BigBassin144 · 02-10-10, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

Sometimes when shes not looking.I like to sneak em back out,put em back on and practice raising my voice in the shower.

LMAO, that's funny. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything.

BB

BassinNC · 02-11-10, 12:24 AM

Hahahahaha... I love comedy.

rrw4258 · 02-11-10, 01:28 PM

Wow, this post is hysterical!!! Laughing the whole way through!

Ryan

aikenyounggun · 02-11-10, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by screwballl

I found (with my wife) that it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission... otherwise I would never go anywhere or do anything fun

What i have always said about my parents... and if whatever you do works out, least you can defend yourself

02-08-10, 06:46 PM	#1
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	Time for an acronymm SWMBO It refers to your wife or for some of you your signifacant other. (pronounced swimbo) Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

02-08-10, 06:52 PM	#2
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	Someone who makes bad oatmeal? __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

02-08-10, 06:54 PM	#3
TN_Bassin BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bon Aqua,TN Posts: 1,013	Oh come on that's the easiest one i've seen. She Who Must Be Obeyed. The only reason I know this one is because I heard it from my dad my entire time growing up. __________________ Other anglers are tough, but the fish are the real competition.

02-08-10, 06:56 PM	#4
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	Ohhhhh, I get it. It makes perfect sense I wouldn't pick up on that, since I am the proud owner of a pair of testicles. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

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bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh my gawd!!!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

02-09-10, 04:06 PM	#9
screwballl BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NWFL Posts: 654	I found (with my wife) that it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission... otherwise I would never go anywhere or do anything fun

02-09-10, 06:18 PM	#10
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	For the record, almost all of us married men own a set as well. We just choose to keep them in her purse! __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

02-09-10, 06:20 PM	#11
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	You guys realize I'm just jealous nobody wants to enslave me at the moment. I've been there before, and it wasn't too bad. __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

02-11-10, 12:24 AM	#14
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	Hahahahaha... I love comedy. __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

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rrw4258 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 2,338	Wow, this post is hysterical!!! Laughing the whole way through! Ryan __________________ Never Give Up!

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