07-31-07, 05:03 PM | #1 |
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JB's Guide To Words Women Use!
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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07-31-07, 11:45 PM | #2 |
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OMG......you just described some of the common words used in the "Gutt" household.....LOL
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08-01-07, 05:53 AM | #3 |
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I couldnt agree more
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08-05-07, 03:19 PM | #4 |
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ssssssssssssssswwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeettttt
WoW it's like you got espn with women or something...that was funny JB.And DEAD ON............Guys and young lads JB speaks of the truth.NOw run and run as fast as your legs will take you and tell you friends.They must be stopped..........that was fun. Denny
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08-12-07, 03:32 AM | #5 |
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Sharper than a 2/0 hook!!
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