A true Marine

CarpMan · 07-18-06, 03:09 PM

There was a Marine deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up AND she wants her picture back. So the Marine does what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note: I don't remember which one you are, please remove your picture and send the rest back!

Hef · 07-18-06, 04:38 PM

I love it. I'm going to have to remember that one.

ILfishinman · 07-18-06, 04:40 PM

yea thats great.

CarpMan · 07-18-06, 06:31 PM

A crusty old Marine Corps Colonel found himself at a gala event at a posh hotel, sponsored by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely attractive, idealistic young women in attendance. One of them approached the colonel.
"Excuse me sire, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time? Or is there something that's bothering you?" "No, I'm just serious by nature."
Looking over the colonel's ribbons, the young lady said, "You seem to have seen a lot of action." "Yes, a lot of action," said the colonel rather curtly. Finding it hard work trying to start a conversation with the colonel, the young woman said, "You know, you should lighten up a little . . . relax and enjoy yourself." This didn't seem to move the colonel, who just looked at her very seriously. Exasperated, the woman said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?" "1955."
"Well no wonder you're the way you are! You really need to chill out a little and quite taking everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955 is a little extreme!"
"I don't think so, it's only, 2130 now."

CarpMan · 07-18-06, 06:34 PM

Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pizz on my grave." "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"

CarpMan · 07-18-06, 07:10 PM

An Army football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank Gooodness the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.

I hope I havent offended any one doing service for our great Country. My heart goes out to our brave men and women in uniform. Carpy

07-18-06, 03:09 PM	#1
CarpMan BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 676	A true Marine There was a Marine deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up AND she wants her picture back. So the Marine does what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note: I don't remember which one you are, please remove your picture and send the rest back!

07-18-06, 04:38 PM	#2
Hef BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pasadena, MD Posts: 565	I love it. I'm going to have to remember that one. __________________ U.S. Navy "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - Gen Patton

07-18-06, 04:40 PM	#3
ILfishinman BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Champaign, Illinois Posts: 706	yea thats great. __________________ If light moves at 670616629 MPH, how fast is Dark? Bass count 07: lost count

07-18-06, 06:34 PM	#5
CarpMan BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 676	Here is one for the navy Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pizz on my grave." "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"

07-18-06, 07:10 PM	#6
CarpMan BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 676	And one for the Army An Army football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank Gooodness the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it. I hope I havent offended any one doing service for our great Country. My heart goes out to our brave men and women in uniform. Carpy

07-18-06, 06:31 PM	#4
CarpMan BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 676	A crusty old Marine Corps Colonel found himself at a gala event at a posh hotel, sponsored by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely attractive, idealistic young women in attendance. One of them approached the colonel. "Excuse me sire, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time? Or is there something that's bothering you?" "No, I'm just serious by nature." Looking over the colonel's ribbons, the young lady said, "You seem to have seen a lot of action." "Yes, a lot of action," said the colonel rather curtly. Finding it hard work trying to start a conversation with the colonel, the young woman said, "You know, you should lighten up a little . . . relax and enjoy yourself." This didn't seem to move the colonel, who just looked at her very seriously. Exasperated, the woman said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?" "1955." "Well no wonder you're the way you are! You really need to chill out a little and quite taking everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955 is a little extreme!" "I don't think so, it's only, 2130 now."

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