Airport scanners

bcklash · 03-11-10, 01:37 AM

Funny-- but I agree with it.

An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has this suggestion for airport
> > security!
> >
> > *Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body
> > scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into
> > that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device
> > you may have on you.*
> >
> > *It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this
> > crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long
> > and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift..*
> >
> > *Case Closed!*

keithdog · 03-11-10, 07:45 AM

I like it. But who cleans up the mess?

Bubba_Bruiser · 03-11-10, 09:01 AM

It would definitely be a government project. Do I smell an entrepreneur opportunity?

dave · 03-11-10, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keithdog

I like it. But who cleans up the mess?

The mess falls through a grated floor. Hose it out and "NEXT"

1/4 stick · 03-11-10, 03:42 PM

The real money would be in recycling the mess. Into firtilizer or something. Figure out what to use the mess for and how to do it, and you'l be set for life.

Kinda gross to think of eatting veggies grown using that firtilizer though.

WaffleJaw · 03-11-10, 05:20 PM

I think they should video tape each person exploding.Then show it to our kids in school explaining that this is what happens when you watch too much
'Jersey Shore''

bassinbob · 03-11-10, 05:56 PM

Great idea. I'd like to run one.

Cavs1123 · 03-11-10, 06:44 PM

thats a really good idea

bamabassman · 03-11-10, 07:15 PM

Love it all gang, hahahahahahaha!

BassinNC · 03-11-10, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WaffleJaw

I think they should video tape each person exploding.Then show it to our kids in school explaining that this is what happens when you watch too much
'Jersey Shore''

Man I love waffles plan.....hahahahahaha

1/4 stick · 03-11-10, 10:12 PM

I wonder, if lady walked thru with a bomb, would someone yell "Fire in the...."
On second thought, never mind.

bcklash · 03-12-10, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1/4 stick

I wonder, if lady walked thru with a bomb, would someone yell "Fire in the...."
On second thought, never mind.

You need to stay out of the shed.. That's funny. LMAO

everettvet · 03-13-10, 02:54 AM

I think that is a great idea. The sad part is that the ones who want to close Gitmo would say that "it is too harsh of a punishment!" They are people who want to kill us!!!! Who cares if it is HARSH!!!

03-11-10, 01:37 AM	#1
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	Airport scanners Funny-- but I agree with it. An engineer (ex-NASA project director) has this suggestion for airport > > security! > > > > Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body > > scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into > > that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device > > you may have on you. > > > > It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this > > crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long > > and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.. > > > > Case Closed! __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

03-11-10, 09:01 AM	#3
Bubba_Bruiser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: South MS Posts: 3,659	It would definitely be a government project. Do I smell an entrepreneur opportunity? __________________ \,,,,/ ROCK ON! HRN4L!

03-11-10, 03:42 PM	#5
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	The real money would be in recycling the mess. Into firtilizer or something. Figure out what to use the mess for and how to do it, and you'l be set for life. Kinda gross to think of eatting veggies grown using that firtilizer though. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

03-11-10, 05:20 PM	#6
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	I think they should video tape each person exploding.Then show it to our kids in school explaining that this is what happens when you watch too much 'Jersey Shore'' __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

03-11-10, 05:56 PM	#7
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	Great idea. I'd like to run one. __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

03-11-10, 07:45 AM	#2
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	I like it. But who cleans up the mess?

03-11-10, 06:44 PM	#8
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	thats a really good idea __________________ Tom

03-11-10, 07:15 PM	#9
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	Love it all gang, hahahahahahaha! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

03-11-10, 10:12 PM	#11
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	I wonder, if lady walked thru with a bomb, would someone yell "Fire in the...." On second thought, never mind. __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

03-13-10, 02:54 AM	#13
everettvet BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Paducah, KY Posts: 730	I think that is a great idea. The sad part is that the ones who want to close Gitmo would say that "it is too harsh of a punishment!" They are people who want to kill us!!!! Who cares if it is HARSH!!!

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