comeback?insults

[lovinfishin9]

Originally Posted by lonestarboater

Your momma is so fat that when you told her to haul a$$ it took her two loads.

Haha...Nice!!

[Christopherkeene9]

Your momma's so fat when she walks down the street and police officer walks up and says hey break it up.


Brandon

[River stumps]

A Mothers love. My Mother's love is something
that no on can explain,
It is made of deep devotion
and of sacrifice and pain,
It is endless and unselfish
and enduring come what may
For nothing can destroy it
or take that love away . . .
It is patient and forgiving
when all others are forsaking,
And it never fails or falters
even though the heart is breaking . . .
It believes beyond believing
when the world around condemns,
And it glows with all the beauty
of the rarest, brightest gems . . .
It is far beyond defining,
it defies all explanation,
And it still remains a secret
like the mysteries of creation . . .
A many splendoured miracle
man cannot understand
And another wondrous evidence
of God's tender guiding hand. My mother passed away Dec 25th 1985..I still love Her, I miss Her and my thoughts are on Her everyday...God bless your Mothers.

[angelus40]

very nice river stump

[angelus40]

your momma so fat when she stepped of the scales... the scales sighed of relief

[Fishie]

Your mommas so fat she puts on a parachute.

[pig n jig]

What didn't I tell you ? Well then I guess its none of your business. P N J

Yo' Momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink!

Yo' girlfriend is so ugly she has to lay face down and let sleep come up from behind!

JackL

[1FASTLASER]

Your so stupid that you couldnt pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom of it.

[1FASTLASER]

One of my favorites......I see you finally have status....Your now one of the poster kids for Jerry's kids.

[1FASTLASER]

Dumber than a box of rocks.

[1FASTLASER]

Another rocket scientist here.

[angelus40]

now flastlaser don't put your self down like that

[454ss]

Hey you with the face

Hey you with the hair

hey you loserface

j/k guys

[pig n jig]

Your not the dumbest person I have ever seen, but your running a real close second.

[pig n jig]

Did you take your dumb pill today ? Don't worry they will never hang you for what you know.

[pig n jig]

I already think your an idiot, please keep quiet, so you don't remove all doubt to those around you.

[pig n jig]

If I didn't spend my last $5.00 on a spinnerbait. I could have been your Daddy. P N J

[flfireman]

I know it's the holidays, but tell your mom to hurry up and get back on the corner. Your sister just doesn't pull in the customers like her.

Is that a cigarette in your mouth, Oh Im sorry I didn't realize your boyfriend was standing there.

So..... Thats what you look like standing up.

So..... Your legs do come down from that position.

WOW... Youre as good in bed as the football team said you were.

Man, when they said you were a team player, they weren't kidding. But really the mascot is a REAL HORSE.

[angelus40]

your momma is so ugly she ran through the ugly forest and hit every branch

[1FASTLASER]

I know your ugly. They had to tie a pork chop around your head to get the dogs to play with ya.

[1FASTLASER]

LOL@PNJ The daddy one was good.LOL

[angelus40]

your girlfriend is so ugly she put steaks on her and went on the jerry springer show

[flfireman]

They dont make enough beer for me to go home with you.
Ive been a drinkin' and your still not looking any better.
Man, my beer goggles must be smudged, your still ugly.

[skeeter944]

put you hand on your head and say''ow''.

your mom goes to college!

who's your daddy?

for real?for real for real for real?