Newbys

[CarpMan]

Walk softly when you’re near Tom, for he’s as vicious as a teddy bear with aids. Tom is one of the best fishermen that’s ever dripped out of the pipes of New Jersey, which isn’t saying much. So newbys, hang around and Tom will grow on you LIKE A TUMOR. ..He had a really good idea once, but it died of loneliness…He believes in a balanced diet, a Vodka in each hand, and after two or three shots he turns into a Saint…Bernard… He is sensitive about his height , so don’t tease him about it or he will punch you in your knee. I’m not saying he is short, but he once swam to get across a mud puddle cuz he heard there was good fishing on the other side. He watches the three stooges and takes notes. His dog has a sign: “Beware of my master.” Tom once looked out a window and got arrested for mooning… He was invited to join a car pool, and showed up in a bathing suit…He’s really not as bad as most people think, he’s much worse.. I’ve always tried to see things from his point of view. But I could never get my head that far up my arse. Tom, this board would be dull with out you and your sense of humor. You sure know how to light up a forum. So, Buddy, this Toast err Roast is fer you. Now go feel a chicks’ breast, stick your hand in a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Polly and Carpy, Your two bestess fans. LOL

[ironman]

LOL, thant's some funny stuff.

[bassintom]

you're makin me blush..you are too kind......lmao(hic)

[Vabass22]

Funny stuf m'friend, funny stuff.

[Bo Dale James Jr.]

Tom only has one fault...His own.
He is a wise old bird. But who gives a hoot?
I know one thing..But I keep it to myself.
Tom you are great!

[ILfishinman]

lol carpy where do you come up with this stuff?

[Rebbasser]

Carpy, you left out that Tom is an expert with every type lure in existance, as long as it is a 4" red shad Power worm .

[WTL]

Cheers to Tom, the best bassfisherman and internet grouch of us all!

[PowerBass]

LMAO! Way to Go Tom!

[bassintom]

you like me...you really like me...
enough..kev lock this thread please..lmao

[flbassman]

You forgot about his charitable donations to the NJ speedboater and kayaker funds....

[zooker]

lmao.. reb that should read the only color he knows is red shad..

tom is and outstanding fisherman -he is standing on a ladder to see the puter screen..




tom
one of these days i am going to have to show ya how to fish the "clear" water with a crankbait..

zilla!! what ya think red shad warrior??


zooker

[CarpMan]

Tom we all know about that little red shad worm you fish with all the time, did you get it from your empty tequila bottle? Why not try learning another technique so that you can be of more help to others here on the forum. I heard your blood type is Smirnoff and that you donated some to the Red Cross and they are using it to sterilize their equipment. Don’t let them use it free, have them sponsor you in one of your bluegill tourneys. Who knows, you might get a new eagle claw combo and a dozen 4in RED shad worms. Tom, you’re a great Guy and a good Sport. lol Carpy

[ToPwAt'R GuY]

Tom is fine as long as someone does ask something stupid.