I'm Fine

jeffman · 03-10-05, 07:25 PM

There's nothing the matter with me, I'm as healthy as can be.
I have arthritis in both knees, and when I walk, I walk with a wheeze.
My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, but I'm awfully well for the shape i'm in.
All my teeth have had to come out, and my diet I hate to think about.
I'm overweight and I can't get thin, but i'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.
And arch supports I need for my feet, or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street.
Sleep is denied me night after night, But every morning I find I'm all right.
My memory's failing, my head's in a spin, but I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in
Old age is golden I've heard it said, but sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed.
With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup, and my glasses on a shelf, until I get up.
And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself, "is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?"
The reason I know my youth has been spent, is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went!
But I really don't mind, when I think with a grin, of all the places my get-up has been.
I get up each morning and dust off my wits, pick up the paper and read the obit's.
If my name is missing, I'm therefore not dead, so I eat a good breakfast and jump back in bed.
The moral of this as the tale unfolds, is that as for me I am growing old.
It is better to say "I'm Fine" with a grin, than let people know the shape I'm in!

Bassin_Dude · 03-10-05, 07:39 PM

well now we all know that jacks not doin so well

he had to make up a poem to lie about how he was ok

;D just kiddin jack..........unlesss u really did make it up :-X

fredhatch · 03-11-05, 02:07 AM

Man how old are you? Of course I feel like that most of the time on a daily basis and Im only 35. 8)

jeffman · 03-11-05, 10:26 AM

FIREMAN,

I am real close to twice that age.

fredhatch · 03-11-05, 05:32 PM

Never would have gone that high. Glad to see you harassing all us younger folks. 8)

macgyver · 03-11-05, 09:23 PM

[quote author=flfireman link=board=Tourneys;num=1110493519;start=0#4 date=03/11/05 at 15:32:06]Never would have gone that high. Glad to see you harassing all us younger folks. 8)[/quote]

Don't let him pull your leg, rumor has it he was around for the LAST supper. How about 100 times your age

Lizards

jeffman · 03-11-05, 09:45 PM

I was born about 10,000 years ago. I saw Peter, Paul & Moses playin' "Ring-around-the Roses" and I'll whup the man that says it isn't so!

Bassin_Dude · 03-11-05, 09:50 PM

its not so

;D ;D

Rob Mak · 03-13-05, 10:45 AM

come on lizards we all know jackl lived in a cave and chased bison with a club and spear. last i heard that the fossil was seen chasing a bmw across town with a club. butt naked..

it has to be one of those mid western things.comes from the land being real flat.

zooker

jeffman · 03-13-05, 03:29 PM

ZOOKER,
That's how those damn lies get started (it was an Audi)

JackL

bassbum · 03-13-05, 03:51 PM

Did anyone snap a photo? Haha

Sandra

jeffman · 03-13-05, 04:37 PM

BFG,

No one had a wide angle camera!

mallard · 03-13-05, 06:55 PM

Would that be a Fred Flinstone car? ;D

macgyver · 03-13-05, 07:45 PM

[quote author=JackL link=board=Tourneys;num=1110493519;start=0#11 date=03/13/05 at 14:37:26]BFG,

No one had a wide angle camera![/quote]

Didn't know your A$$ was that big JackL, had you figured for a slender man, with all the clubbing and chasing

I almost changed the name in my Joke to JackL, now I'm sure it would fit.

(yes I got it)

Lizards

03-10-05, 07:39 PM	#2
Bassin_Dude BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine well now we all know that jacks not doin so well he had to make up a poem to lie about how he was ok ;D just kiddin jack..........unlesss u really did make it up :-X

03-11-05, 02:07 AM	#3
fredhatch BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine Man how old are you? Of course I feel like that most of the time on a daily basis and Im only 35. 8)

03-11-05, 05:32 PM	#5
fredhatch BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine Never would have gone that high. Glad to see you harassing all us younger folks. 8)

03-11-05, 09:23 PM	#6
macgyver BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine [quote author=flfireman link=board=Tourneys;num=1110493519;start=0#4 date=03/11/05 at 15:32:06]Never would have gone that high. Glad to see you harassing all us younger folks. 8)[/quote] Don't let him pull your leg, rumor has it he was around for the LAST supper. How about 100 times your age Lizards

03-11-05, 09:45 PM	#7
jeffman BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine I was born about 10,000 years ago. I saw Peter, Paul & Moses playin' "Ring-around-the Roses" and I'll whup the man that says it isn't so!

03-10-05, 07:25 PM	#1
jeffman BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Posts: 0	I'm Fine There's nothing the matter with me, I'm as healthy as can be. I have arthritis in both knees, and when I walk, I walk with a wheeze. My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, but I'm awfully well for the shape i'm in. All my teeth have had to come out, and my diet I hate to think about. I'm overweight and I can't get thin, but i'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. And arch supports I need for my feet, or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street. Sleep is denied me night after night, But every morning I find I'm all right. My memory's failing, my head's in a spin, but I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in Old age is golden I've heard it said, but sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed. With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup, and my glasses on a shelf, until I get up. And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself, "is there anything else I should lay on the shelf?" The reason I know my youth has been spent, is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went! But I really don't mind, when I think with a grin, of all the places my get-up has been. I get up each morning and dust off my wits, pick up the paper and read the obit's. If my name is missing, I'm therefore not dead, so I eat a good breakfast and jump back in bed. The moral of this as the tale unfolds, is that as for me I am growing old. It is better to say "I'm Fine" with a grin, than let people know the shape I'm in!

03-11-05, 10:26 AM	#4
jeffman BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine FIREMAN, I am real close to twice that age.

03-11-05, 09:50 PM	#8
Bassin_Dude BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine its not so ;D ;D

03-13-05, 10:45 AM	#9
Rob Mak BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 19	Re: I'm Fine come on lizards we all know jackl lived in a cave and chased bison with a club and spear. last i heard that the fossil was seen chasing a bmw across town with a club. butt naked.. it has to be one of those mid western things.comes from the land being real flat. zooker __________________ there ain't no such thing as a bad day of fishin SUPPORT OUR TROOPS US ARMY Rochester, New York

03-13-05, 03:29 PM	#10
jeffman BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine ZOOKER, That's how those damn lies get started (it was an Audi) JackL

03-13-05, 03:51 PM	#11
bassbum BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ohio Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine Did anyone snap a photo? Haha Sandra

03-13-05, 04:37 PM	#12
jeffman BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine BFG, No one had a wide angle camera!

03-13-05, 06:55 PM	#13
mallard BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: St Louis Missouri Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine Would that be a Fred Flinstone car? ;D

03-13-05, 07:45 PM	#14
macgyver BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Posts: 0	Re: I'm Fine [quote author=JackL link=board=Tourneys;num=1110493519;start=0#11 date=03/13/05 at 14:37:26]BFG, No one had a wide angle camera![/quote] Didn't know your A$$ was that big JackL, had you figured for a slender man, with all the clubbing and chasing I almost changed the name in my Joke to JackL, now I'm sure it would fit. (yes I got it) Lizards

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