Most Stupid Thing you Ever Did

[Bassin_Dude]

SS, that is funny as hell ;D ;D ;D the big ? is, did you catch the deer? ;D

[jdkc]

Oh damn well I am in college so I get bet to do a lot of stupid things, most involving alcohol.

1.) Drinking at friends house and trying to get home about a mile away. I was quickly arrested, and put in jail. KIDS DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE IT AIN"T WORTH IT.

2.) Walking down a street drunk holding a beer. My friend was holding the case.

3.) See how much Jack Daniels I could chug. Good thing I can hold my liquior.

4.) See how many beers I could bong.

5.) Riding my bike down a hill covered with rocks. They hurt.

6.) Going down the biggest hill in town and hitting a ramp. Needless to say I landed, but I wasn't on the bike.

7.) It was icy out and I tried to see how many 360's I could do in my car, I did 4 and didn't crash but it was still dumb.

8.) Deciding to catch a baseball game with no cup. Yeah it hurt. I never did wear a cup though couldn't move as well.

9.) 3 guys, 70 beers, 1 river......you do the math.

10.) Playing a football game with a torn ACL.


Ok I think that is enough for now. Seriously though kids don't drink and drive.

[Bassin_Dude]

ya ithica.......that tryin to get home isnt even funny, not just puttin yourself in danger...but you put everyone else that is on the road in danger :P good thing nobody got hurt......now that rock hill is funny ;D i can just see that ;D me and my cousin drove our truck in my friends back yard last year with all flat tires to see who could do the best donughts.....me and my cousin one 8) its not really stupid tho....cause we were in his backyard so only we were in danger and he knows how to handle trucks so i guess it was fairly safe......

[Frank_Eagles]

1)Set my shoes on fire with WD-40 and jumped off my roof
2)No pads tackle football in the street
3)Jumped a skateboard off a mailbox
4)Tried to build up an immunity to fireants by being bitten repeatedly(on purpose)
5) Went hunting in Big Gum Swamp, Water/Muck knee deep, Palmettos 8 ft high, More Spiders/Ticks than have ever seen
6)Drank a 6 month old coke I found in my garage
7)Tried to jump onto a moving trailer (Towed on a tractor), then my cousin hit the brakes
8)Chugged a bottle of lemon juice
9)Almost got into a fight with six Apache kids (saved when two six ft+ friends showed up)
10)Broke my Dad's Fenwick

[randerson52]

[quote author=flbassman link=board=Tourneys;num=1118837037;start=25#28 date=06/16/05 at 18:53:27]
10)Broke my Dad's Fenwick[/quote]


I would have to beat ya if you broke my fenwick(s) lol

[Bassin_Dude]

my friend put a few drops of tobasco sauce in his eye that was the most stuoidest thing i have ever seen someone do.......(in person)

and another on made paper cuts between all his toes, fingers and both areas where your bottom and top lips meet.

[bearpaw]

Once my father owned a flat bed log truck and he took all the kids from the church group on a hay ride one halloween nite. A couple of us decided to "camp out" and someone (I) decided to go on a hay ride of our own. There were 4 of us involved when we heard the sirens. Thats right an APB on individuals who stole his truck. My father came and we were able to get out of the police cars and go back to my house for an hour long briefing. Granted that was like 25 yrs ago but never to be forgotten.

[gallenl]

Drinking from a cup that i thought was mine,while sitting in a dug out. You figure it out!



flippin4it

on fathers day 1964 I washed my dads brand new plymouth with ajax.end result+he needed a whole new paint job, had to work in his butcher shop in brooklyn all of July to pay for it. The old man was stern but he did not scream at me he knew I was trying to do the right thing. This is the 2nd fathers day with him in heaven now and I miss him. goin fishin solo on Sun spend some time with your dad if hes still around, good dads are better than money in the bank

[GotBass]

waiting so long to sign my military contract

HOOAH

[OhioBass]

Trying to kickflip a 5 stair gap........broke my arm

[Infisherman1]

4. Eating half a bowl of raisin bran before looking down and realizing that there were lots of maggots mixed in.
5. Skateboarding down a hill over a sewer grate, getting my wheel lodged in one of the wholes... broke my arm
6. Ate a chocodog, a hot dog with melted chocolate on it, literally the nastiest concauction of foods ever

[bass72542]

i drank CLOROX .........see it was in the refrigerator i a clear glass so i turned it up. i didnt drink the hole glass but qite a bit.my mom was tryin to get the smell outta the frgerrator so thats why it was in therre......we called pioson control and they said drink alot of water

[madmarty]

I went out in my boat and forgot to put the plug in.

[fastcat]

I was watching Jackass one time and they were doing a cup test.................. They were hitting this one guy with bowling balls, sledge hammers, crochet balls, baseballs, and all kinda things............ They also had guys sling oranges or something at over 100 mph. at them hitting them in the back.................... This one guy also snorted mustard, horseradish, worschersire sauce and a couple of other things mixed together....................

[Bassin_Dude]

lmao....jackass s the funniest thing i have ever seen......too bad they no longer have the show....they had wildboys but thats just not as funny.

[fastcat]

The movie is funny as hell.................... Yeah it sucks that they quite doing it but sooner or later someone was gonna get killed ;D ;D............

[Mikey]

when i was 6 i slide down a slide in suadi arabia (lived there 7 years, nicest place ever i swear) on one of those giant tonka trucks and fliped of the side of the slide and hit my head on the rocks below busted my head pretty bad

[FishinMommy]

They have jackass on sometimes still and they had the cup test on last night and it was hilarious

[IL.bassin36]

Geez where to start! Fishing in a stream off of a bridge abutment, working a t-rig worm, felt a little tap-tap, set the hook hard straight up, racked myself with the bullet weight I managed to fall onto the road, layed there for about 10 mins hoping a car would finish me off ;D ;D

[mallard]

I got mad at a Brave in the 1996 World Series and rooted for the Yankees.

Oops.

Been a Red Sox fan since 1997 though!

[mallard]

Also, one time I did a snowboard jump with little to none experience... hurt my wrist for many weeks.

Then in gym class, before the wrist was fully recovered (it felt decent), I hit a volleyball quite hard and got to go through another round of pain for a few hours.


Edit:

One time I tobbagganed down an ICY hill (not snowy, icy) at full speed and went over a high jump...

I actually came out of the thing , probably cleared the ground by at least 4 feet, and happened to land BACK IN THE TOBBAGGAN and kept going down. Near the bottom, I was nearing some people carrying a large tube and had to bail...

Fun bailing onto ice at probably 20 mph.

Didn't get hurt thankfully... just a sore tailbone.

[IL.bassin36]

Picked a fight with a HUGE biker at M*A*S*H 1999 once- that was a Cuervo Gold goof ;D I went up to this woman at the bar and was talking to her- her very large (6'10" or so) biker boyfriend came back and told me that was his woman. I informed him "I don't shee your naem on her!" Well before this guy pummeled me, a couple non-tanked friends of mine talked him out of pulverizing me. ;D ;D

[IL.bassin36]

Tried to tackle a pick-up truck- lined up in a three point stance and ran right into the front qtr panel. Another Cuervo Gold moment ;D Same night finished the evening with a belly flop into the bed of same truck ;D ;D

[CaptainD]

the stupidest thing i've done was went down the biggest steepest hill and crashed into a fence

and i went outside and there was a few guys so we played wall ball and i got to peg someone and they started crying so i didn't throw it i meen the kid was a pitcher and he got to peg me so he forgets wut i did and throws it 60 miles an hour at the back of my head

and i was fishen with a 15 year old and i was talken to him and said he'd been in a few tourneys so i was listenen to his storys then i turn around and my best fishing poles gone a pig took it literally his parents ownend a pig and it took it and got mud all over it