somthin funny i thought yall mite like!

n2b · 03-30-05, 09:33 PM

Yesterday i was met at the door by my wife wearing nothing but a sexy lace nightgown with two short velvet ropes in her hand. She said tie me up and do what ever you want. So i tied her up and went fishing.

don_P · 03-30-05, 09:53 PM

OOOOhhhhhhh,I dont buy that.Either your outta boner
medication,Your wife is as sexy as a plumber bent over,
been married too long,she smells like an o'crab boat
Or just maybe you just like fishing more than SEX ???
Im sorry Mr big Im going for the sex...lets face it guys
when the sex boat comes around ,Which isnt enuff
Im jumping on when they say all ABOARD!!!!!!.Im just
toying with ya Mr Big...(Im kidding really

)
take care Denny
SEX NOW....FISH LATER :

bassmaster1983 · 03-31-05, 12:17 AM

The fish are always there. Nuff said.

Bob

socalbasser · 03-31-05, 12:28 AM

There's a sex boat????????? j/k

Skeeter

Bassin_Dude · 03-31-05, 12:36 AM

all i have to say is that i'd rather be pavin the road(if you know what i mean) then fishin, the bass will always be there. ;D

randerson52 · 03-31-05, 09:31 AM

[quote author=bassfisher02 link=board=Tourneys;num=1112230492;start=0#4 date=03/30/05 at 22:36:14]all i have to say is that i'd rather be pavin the road(if you know what i mean) then fishin, the bass will always be there. ;D[/quote]

i hear ya ;D

03-31-05, 01:05 PM

Never leave a sexy wife when she's offering. Fish later!!!

Daiwa_Baitcaster · 03-31-05, 07:51 PM

Why...just...just...why.Why didnt you do her?!I would doen that in a fraction of a heartbeat!!!!!!!I mean,CMON!!!!!!She's offering ANYTHING!!!!!!!!This could mean,3 way,bondage,or JUST REGULAR LOVEMAKING!!!!!!!!!!...You must be a diehard fisherman

Bassin_Dude · 03-31-05, 10:39 PM

dude, he was kidding. LMAO,sounds like a virgin. not that im not. wait till the summer tho. bada boom ;D

randerson52 · 04-01-05, 07:15 PM

[quote author=Mr.Big link=board=Tourneys;num=1112230492;start=0#0 date=03/30/05 at 19:33:28]Yesterday i was met at the door by my wife wearing nothing but a sexy lace nightgown with two short velvet ropes in her hand. She said tie me up and do what ever you want. So i tied her up and went fishing.[/quote]

either way it is sad if it happened,just because he went fishing instead of doin the wife, or its sad if he is lying about it because he cant even get a girl.

Bassin_Dude · 04-01-05, 07:30 PM

guys, you have to remember it was a joke. not a very funny one, but still a joke.

03-30-05, 09:33 PM	#1
n2b BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Posts: 0	somthin funny i thought yall mite like! Yesterday i was met at the door by my wife wearing nothing but a sexy lace nightgown with two short velvet ropes in her hand. She said tie me up and do what ever you want. So i tied her up and went fishing.

03-30-05, 09:53 PM	#2
don_P BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Posts: 0	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! OOOOhhhhhhh,I dont buy that.Either your outta boner medication,Your wife is as sexy as a plumber bent over, been married too long,she smells like an o'crab boat Or just maybe you just like fishing more than SEX ??? Im sorry Mr big Im going for the sex...lets face it guys when the sex boat comes around ,Which isnt enuff Im jumping on when they say all ABOARD!!!!!!.Im just toying with ya Mr Big...(Im kidding really ) take care Denny SEX NOW....FISH LATER :

03-31-05, 12:17 AM	#3
bassmaster1983 BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: JACKSONVILLE,FL Posts: 0	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! The fish are always there. Nuff said. Bob

03-31-05, 12:36 AM	#5
Bassin_Dude BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! all i have to say is that i'd rather be pavin the road(if you know what i mean) then fishin, the bass will always be there. ;D

03-31-05, 09:31 AM	#6
randerson52 BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Posts: 0	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! [quote author=bassfisher02 link=board=Tourneys;num=1112230492;start=0#4 date=03/30/05 at 22:36:14]all i have to say is that i'd rather be pavin the road(if you know what i mean) then fishin, the bass will always be there. ;D[/quote] i hear ya ;D

03-31-05, 12:28 AM	#4
socalbasser BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! There's a sex boat????????? j/k Skeeter

03-31-05, 01:05 PM	#7
bassguy2004 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! Never leave a sexy wife when she's offering. Fish later!!!

03-31-05, 07:51 PM	#8
Daiwa_Baitcaster BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Posts: 0	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! Why...just...just...why.Why didnt you do her?!I would doen that in a fraction of a heartbeat!!!!!!!I mean,CMON!!!!!!She's offering ANYTHING!!!!!!!!This could mean,3 way,bondage,or JUST REGULAR LOVEMAKING!!!!!!!!!!...You must be a diehard fisherman

03-31-05, 10:39 PM	#9
Bassin_Dude BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! dude, he was kidding. LMAO,sounds like a virgin. not that im not. wait till the summer tho. bada boom ;D

04-01-05, 07:15 PM	#10
randerson52 BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Posts: 0	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! [quote author=Mr.Big link=board=Tourneys;num=1112230492;start=0#0 date=03/30/05 at 19:33:28]Yesterday i was met at the door by my wife wearing nothing but a sexy lace nightgown with two short velvet ropes in her hand. She said tie me up and do what ever you want. So i tied her up and went fishing.[/quote] either way it is sad if it happened,just because he went fishing instead of doin the wife, or its sad if he is lying about it because he cant even get a girl.

04-01-05, 07:30 PM	#11
Bassin_Dude BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like! guys, you have to remember it was a joke. not a very funny one, but still a joke.

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