redneck joke

[bassbum]

REDNECK VASECTOMY

After having their 11th child, an redneck couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and
his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a 'vasectomy'
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,
(fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the >doctor, "I may not be the sharpest tool
in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
Â* Â* Â* Â* "1"
Â* Â* Â* Â* "2"
Â* Â* Â* Â* "3"
Â* Â* Â* Â* "4"
Â* Â* Â* Â* "5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand...