03-12-05, 12:44 AM | #1 |
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The Old Man
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
03-12-05, 02:48 AM | #2 |
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Re: The Old Man
;D ;D ;D ;D
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03-12-05, 04:00 PM | #3 |
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Re: The Old Man
LMAO
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03-12-05, 04:11 PM | #4 |
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Re: The Old Man
good one ;D
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03-12-05, 09:00 PM | #5 |
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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03-13-05, 10:56 AM | #6 |
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Re: The Old Man
how come i can see reb pulling that one....
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