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![]() Since there are so many on this board, I thought you might enjoy this; There was this bass fishin' freak that thought about nothing but bass fishing all the time. He watched bass fishing shows on TV, read bass fishing magazines, talked to his bass fishing buddies on the phone about bass fishing, all he could talk about at work was bass fishing. It got so bad that everyone avoided him when they saw him coming. His wife was about to pull her hair out, or kill him. One night he and his wife were laying in bed with the lights out and he started telling her about the bass fishing program he was watching on TV before he came to bed. She had enough, and started screaming at him at the top of her lungs, "CAN'T YOU TALK ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT BASS FISHIN?" He replied in a very subdued voice, "Sure, what would you like to talk about?" She yelled, " I DON'T CARE, TALK ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT BASS FISHING!" He replied, "What would you like to talk about?" She again yelled, DAMMIT, I DON'T CARE, TALK ABOUT ANYTHING! TALK ABOUT SEX IF YOU WANT TO!" He lay there in the dark for a long time thinking, and then turned to his wife and said quietly, "Do you suppose Kevin VanDam is getting any tonight?" JackL |
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