20 years

Eddie · 07-10-05, 08:30 PM

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten out today."

GotBass · 07-10-05, 08:34 PM

hahahahhaa niiiiice

randerson52 · 07-10-05, 09:59 PM

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKie · 07-10-05, 10:18 PM

lol WOW!

bassbum · 07-10-05, 10:56 PM

2 funny

Sandra

zman · 07-10-05, 11:14 PM

LMAO

07-10-05, 08:30 PM	#1
Eddie BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Madison, West Virginia Posts: 0	20 years She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten out today."

07-10-05, 08:34 PM	#2
GotBass BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts: 22	Re: 20 years hahahahhaa niiiiice __________________ God Bless Good Fishing!

07-10-05, 09:59 PM	#3
randerson52 BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Posts: 0	Re: 20 years Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

07-10-05, 10:18 PM	#4
OKie BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Posts: 0	Re: 20 years lol WOW!

07-10-05, 10:56 PM	#5
bassbum BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: ohio Posts: 0	Re: 20 years 2 funny Sandra

07-10-05, 11:14 PM	#6
zman BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Posts: 0	Re: 20 years LMAO

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