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Old 03-20-05, 12:07 AM   #1
Eddie
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Default nuns

Holy Nuns

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his
eye.....It reads:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES



He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and
drives on without a second thought......Soon he sees
another sign, which says:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES



Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are
for real....Then he drives past a third sign saying:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT



His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into
the drive....On the side of the parking lot is a
stone
building with a small sign next to the door reading:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS



He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door
is
answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
"What may we do for you, my son?"...He answers, "I
saw your signs along the highway, and was interested
in possibly doing business."..... "Very well my son.
Please follow me."



He is led through many winding passages and is soon
quite disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man, Please knock on this
door".............



He does as he is told and another nun in a long
habit,
holding a tin cup answers the door.....This nun
instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
through the large wooden door at the end of this
hallway".......



He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the
second nun's cup..... He trots eagerly down the hall
and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind
him........



As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back
in
the parking lot, facing another small sign:



GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED

BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT,

YOU SINNER
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Old 03-20-05, 12:16 AM   #2
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Default Re: nuns

where you gettin all these nun jokes ??? ;D ;D
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