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Old 11-09-04, 10:30 PM   #26
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Thanks Zook. I hang around I just don't post much. You guys keep everything covered pretty well.
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Old 02-06-05, 01:13 AM   #27
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Walk up to her and look her straight in the eyes and ask."Can i smell your p*ssy?" and when she say's "NO" just tell her "It must be her feet........."


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Old 02-06-05, 01:24 AM   #28
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" I lost my phone number, can I have yours"

" Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven"

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Old 02-06-05, 08:11 AM   #29
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How many beers will it take for you to say yes ? or Its beautiful women like you that makes it difficult for guys like me to get a date. You know since they put the stalking laws in effect. Maybe something like I am doing volunteer work trying to become a sex therapist and need another volunteer to conduct training, are you a volunteer type lady? ;D ;D ;D P N J
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Old 02-06-05, 09:56 AM   #30
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now that is a load of crap pnj we all know your favorite pick up line is "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"





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Old 02-06-05, 11:10 AM   #31
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Lmao. ;D ;D ;D Creekgeek, Why was Will Smith dreaming about you ? ??? Zooker, it ain't nothing but a load of crap.Once your married for 15 years ,all you can do is dream about getting some, not unless you take matters into your own hand.I think there is something morally wrong with that, but tell me you haven't ever done that, then go look in a mirror to see a person who isn't exactly telling the truth. ;D ;D ;D P N J
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Old 02-06-05, 12:58 PM   #32
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[quote author=pig_n_jig link=board=Tourneys;num=1099005366;start=25#30 date=02/06/05 at 09:10:29]Lmao. *;D ;D ;D Creekgeek, Why was Will Smith dreaming about you ? *??? Zooker, it ain't nothing but a load of crap.Once your married for 15 years ,all you can do is dream about getting some, not unless you take matters into your own hand.I think there is something morally wrong with that, but tell me you haven't ever done that, then go look in a mirror to see a person who isn't exactly telling the truth. ;D *;D *;D P N J[/quote]
LMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Old 02-06-05, 04:40 PM   #33
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nothing wrong with taking matter's in to ones hands as i see it. but if marrige causes you to do it more often then why get married?? if this is the case i would rather stay single with girlfriend.



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Old 02-06-05, 07:35 PM   #34
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stay away from rosey palmer ;D here we go: are u from knoxville? cause u are the only ten i see
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Old 02-07-05, 11:46 AM   #35
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"You must believe in the Hereafter?" " Why's that? Because you look like you are hereafter what I am hereafter."


"Hi. Do you believe in casual sex?"

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Old 02-09-05, 06:28 PM   #36
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Hi, I'm divorced....and you?
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Old 02-09-05, 06:35 PM   #37
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nothing wrong with taking matter's in to ones hands as i see it. but if marrige causes you to do it more often then why get married?? if this is the case i would rather stay single with girlfriend

It's easier to accept getting turned down by the same woman, than it is by alot of different women! ;D ;D ;D


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Old 03-04-05, 08:56 PM   #38
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dunno if it was posted here before but here goes- "Baby, if you hold 11 roses in front of your face and look in a mirror, youll see the 12 most beautiful things"
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Old 03-05-05, 01:16 AM   #39
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im sure uve tried power bass ;D
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Old 03-06-05, 11:18 PM   #40
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

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Old 03-07-05, 03:50 AM   #41
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lmao lone... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Old 03-07-05, 10:54 AM   #42
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* * An Arkansas pick up line; *"Get in the truck b.i.t.c.h."
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Old 03-07-05, 06:44 PM   #43
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jackl
figured yours was "you working? good get in.. "

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Old 03-07-05, 07:28 PM   #44
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ZOOKER,

More like "Got any free samples?'

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Old 03-07-05, 07:51 PM   #45
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LMAO jackl
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Old 03-07-05, 08:15 PM   #46
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An Arkansas pick up line; *"Get in the truck b.i.t.c.h."

I think in Arkansas they pronounce it Beeeeaaach.
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Old 03-07-05, 08:36 PM   #47
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..."nice boooots"...
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Old 03-07-05, 10:48 PM   #48
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Let's go fishing! You can use my Ugly Stik.
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Old 03-07-05, 11:09 PM   #49
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[quote author=Lone_Archer link=board=Tourneys;num=1099005366;start=25#47 date=03/07/05 at 20:48:35]Let's go fishing! You can use my Ugly Stik. [/quote]


Replace "Ugly Stick" with "Stiff Rod"


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[quote author=lizardsrule link=board=Tourneys;num=1099005366;start=25#48 date=03/07/05 at 21:09:47]


Replace "Ugly Stick" with "Stiff Rod"


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wow lizards, poppin out a funny one finally ;D good job
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