03-30-05, 09:33 PM | #1 |
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somthin funny i thought yall mite like!
Yesterday i was met at the door by my wife wearing nothing but a sexy lace nightgown with two short velvet ropes in her hand. She said tie me up and do what ever you want. So i tied her up and went fishing.
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03-30-05, 09:53 PM | #2 |
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Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like!
OOOOhhhhhhh,I dont buy that.Either your outta boner
medication,Your wife is as sexy as a plumber bent over, been married too long,she smells like an o'crab boat Or just maybe you just like fishing more than SEX ??? Im sorry Mr big Im going for the sex...lets face it guys when the sex boat comes around ,Which isnt enuff Im jumping on when they say all ABOARD!!!!!!.Im just toying with ya Mr Big...(Im kidding really ) take care Denny SEX NOW....FISH LATER : |
03-31-05, 12:17 AM | #3 |
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The fish are always there. Nuff said.
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03-31-05, 12:28 AM | #4 |
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There's a sex boat????????? j/k
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03-31-05, 12:36 AM | #5 |
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all i have to say is that i'd rather be pavin the road(if you know what i mean) then fishin, the bass will always be there. ;D
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03-31-05, 09:31 AM | #6 |
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[quote author=bassfisher02 link=board=Tourneys;num=1112230492;start=0#4 date=03/30/05 at 22:36:14]all i have to say is that i'd rather be pavin the road(if you know what i mean) then fishin, the bass will always be there. ;D[/quote]
i hear ya ;D |
03-31-05, 01:05 PM | #7 |
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Never leave a sexy wife when she's offering. Fish later!!!
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03-31-05, 07:51 PM | #8 |
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Why...just...just...why.Why didnt you do her?!I would doen that in a fraction of a heartbeat!!!!!!!I mean,CMON!!!!!!She's offering ANYTHING!!!!!!!!This could mean,3 way,bondage,or JUST REGULAR LOVEMAKING!!!!!!!!!!...You must be a diehard fisherman
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03-31-05, 10:39 PM | #9 |
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dude, he was kidding. LMAO,sounds like a virgin. not that im not. wait till the summer tho. bada boom ;D
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04-01-05, 07:15 PM | #10 |
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Re: somthin funny i thought yall mite like!
[quote author=Mr.Big link=board=Tourneys;num=1112230492;start=0#0 date=03/30/05 at 19:33:28]Yesterday i was met at the door by my wife wearing nothing but a sexy lace nightgown with two short velvet ropes in her hand. She said tie me up and do what ever you want. So i tied her up and went fishing.[/quote]
either way it is sad if it happened,just because he went fishing instead of doin the wife, or its sad if he is lying about it because he cant even get a girl. |
04-01-05, 07:30 PM | #11 |
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guys, you have to remember it was a joke. not a very funny one, but still a joke.
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