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Old 03-02-05, 11:08 PM   #1
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Default Monty Python and the holy grail

I know that at least a few poele here have seen it. *I just bought the special edition a few days ago with an ENTIRE 24 EXTRA SECONDS OF FOOTAGE!!! *Anyways, who else thinks this is one of the funniest movies ever made.
ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I'm thirty seven -- I'm not old!
ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'.
DENNIS: Well, you could say `Dennis'.
ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'
DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?
ARTHUR: I did say sorry about the `old woman,' but from the
behind you looked--
DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an
inferior!
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By
exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to our outdated imperialist
dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our
society! If there's ever going to be any progress--
WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh -- how
d'you do?
ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady. I am Arthur, King of the
Britons. Who's castle is that?
WOMAN: King of the who?
ARTHUR: The Britons.
WOMAN: Who are the Britons?
ARTHUR: Well, we all are. we're all Britons and I am your king.
WOMAN: I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an
autonomous collective.
DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes--
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
DENNIS: That's what it's all about if only people would--
ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives
in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We
take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the
week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal
affairs,--
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the
purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of
the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to
carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive
power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some
farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here
that, eh? That's what I'm on about -- did you see him repressing
me, you saw it didn't you?


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Old 03-02-05, 11:30 PM   #2
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WHAT A BUNCH OF HAPPY HORSE APPLES!
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Old 03-02-05, 11:34 PM   #3
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A true Classic, LMAO everytime I see. The Killer rabbit was hilarious. True story The first time I saw it I was staying in RI with my brother for the summer with my dad and step mom. We were laughing through the whole movie. Needless to say we kept up the older folks, and got grounded for the next day. We just couldn't quit laughing, even after the 2nd time of being hollered at. It is definately one of the Classic movies up there on my list.

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Old 03-02-05, 11:35 PM   #4
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that movie is dull and way to dam long and only funny if you are doing hits of acid


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Old 03-03-05, 12:09 AM   #5
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thanks hula,,,,that made me lmao...i've seen the movie numerous times and it keeps getting better every time...

and no i don't do acid.....................never did :
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Old 03-03-05, 12:21 AM   #6
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One of my all-time favorites. I thought the scene with the old knight guarding the bridge was especially funny."Come back and fight you yellow bas--ards!",with all of his limbs cut off.....classic. 8)
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Old 03-03-05, 12:39 AM   #7
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wow i feel like an outcast...........................sadly enough ive never seen the movie i look into it and watch it soon
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Old 03-03-05, 08:15 AM   #8
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[quote author=zooker link=board=Tourneys;num=1109815715;start=0#3 date=03/02/05 at 21:35:02]that movie is dull and way to dam long and only funny if you are doing hits of acid


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Well zook never did the acid thing(no I'm not a choir boy either). But I laughed my butt off when watching it. I thought Acid was supposed to make you halucinate(sp) which maybe was the problem ;D

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I want a shrubbery !
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[quote author=bassfisher02 link=board=Tourneys;num=1109815715;start=0#6 date=03/02/05 at 22:39:02]wow i feel like an outcast...........................sadly enough ive never seen the movie i look into it and watch it soon[/quote]

You can find it almost anywhere. Its at any store that sells movies, I got mine at borders.
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Very nice. I love that movie. "Bring out your dead."
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One of the classics. Ranks right up there with Animal House.
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