System Upgrade

JB · 01-31-07, 02:51 PM

Software: INSTALLING HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the System. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget To install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

texasbasser · 01-31-07, 06:13 PM

hahahahhha thats funny jb!

flbassman · 01-31-07, 07:50 PM

Rofl

That's good stuff.

ToPwAt'R GuY · 01-31-07, 08:02 PM

LMAO JB. Your a funny man.

skeeter944 · 02-01-07, 04:46 PM

Thats hilarious jb! Good job!

Vabass22 · 02-01-07, 04:54 PM

thats funny

bassintxlady · 02-01-07, 05:36 PM

boy jb...i bet you can't wait until the snow goes away huh?......roflmao.....

JB · 02-01-07, 05:45 PM

its so cold now all the cars are making funky noises...par for the course.
Next week its supposed to be zero all week.

bassintxlady · 02-01-07, 05:48 PM

well i think you ought to get busy on those flying pickles and make a trip to texas and do some real fishin.......

JB · 02-01-07, 05:51 PM

i oughta, ya could teach me a thing or two on those "texas toads"..steve-o too!

bassintxlady · 02-01-07, 10:08 PM

you bet.....just come on down.....we'll put you on em.......

01-31-07, 02:51 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	System Upgrade Software: INSTALLING HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the System. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ************************************************ **************** Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget To install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support

01-31-07, 07:50 PM	#3
flbassman BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jacksonville Florida Posts: 2,840	Rofl That's good stuff. __________________ R.I.P. Zooker

02-01-07, 04:54 PM	#6
Vabass22 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern Va Posts: 1,120	thats funny __________________ Hit that water awful hard! olddominionsports..com

02-01-07, 05:36 PM	#7
bassintxlady BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cypress,Texas Posts: 780	boy jb...i bet you can't wait until the snow goes away huh?......roflmao..... __________________ :) OH YEAH!!!!! SHUT UP AND FISH!!!!!

02-01-07, 05:48 PM	#9
bassintxlady BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cypress,Texas Posts: 780	well i think you ought to get busy on those flying pickles and make a trip to texas and do some real fishin....... __________________ :) OH YEAH!!!!! SHUT UP AND FISH!!!!!

01-31-07, 06:13 PM	#2
texasbasser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: San Antonio, Tx Posts: 2,301	hahahahhha thats funny jb!

01-31-07, 08:02 PM	#4
ToPwAt'R GuY BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: missouri Posts: 930	LMAO JB. Your a funny man.

02-01-07, 04:46 PM	#5
skeeter944 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in South Carolina Posts: 2,377	Thats hilarious jb! Good job!

02-01-07, 05:45 PM	#8
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	its so cold now all the cars are making funky noises...par for the course. Next week its supposed to be zero all week.

02-01-07, 05:51 PM	#10
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	i oughta, ya could teach me a thing or two on those "texas toads"..steve-o too!

02-01-07, 10:08 PM	#11
bassintxlady BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cypress,Texas Posts: 780	you bet.....just come on down.....we'll put you on em....... __________________ :) OH YEAH!!!!! SHUT UP AND FISH!!!!!

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