JB Inherits Mattel Toy Company

JB · 02-06-07, 05:28 PM

I figure now that I'm in the Toy biz, why not mix it up for the lil juvenile delinquents out there and sell them what they really want..

Who needs Builder Bob?...get that ratbaste*d down the block one of these and hes in Juvenal in no time~ adiós Macao

Tired of finding a couple of your cigs missing, and probably some change too..get the kid his own I tell Ya!

got a neighbor kid thats always breaking out windows? give him this and tell him to get ya a 6pack at the 7-11....that'll learn him!
Ya wont see this goober kid for years!

Want your kids to join the circus, but do better than "just greasing the
ferris wheel" ?
Let em practice target throwing knives now, in no time they can get
people out of the audience at the circus to throw at and amaze!

And as always , we offer the gift that keeps on giving. Everyone knows of a late bloomer lonely boy in the family, get him this and he's on his way to some good luvin'
mature audiences only link

Free one time offer!
Get this wild new mtv kit and be like the stars of Jacka$$!
All orders over 20 can receive this swell offering for FREE

sidenote: the lady NASA astronaut that was arrested today for kidnap and attempted murder Had one of these kits on her, however no charges have been filed on this item as of now rofl

ToPwAt'R GuY · 02-06-07, 05:45 PM

Pretty good JB.

adamgambill · 02-06-07, 06:03 PM

Dude that jackass car kit is messed up.

The rest is damn funny.

texasbasser · 02-06-07, 07:49 PM

roflmao! thats really funny!

skeeter944 · 02-06-07, 11:39 PM

those are great! rotflmao!

bassintxlady · 02-07-07, 05:37 PM

i see mass marketing about to emerge from jb.......

02-06-07, 05:28 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	JB Inherits Mattel Toy Company I figure now that I'm in the Toy biz, why not mix it up for the lil juvenile delinquents out there and sell them what they really want.. Who needs Builder Bob?...get that ratbasted down the block one of these and hes in Juvenal in no time~ adiós Macao Tired of finding a couple of your cigs missing, and probably some change too..get the kid his own I tell Ya! got a neighbor kid thats always breaking out windows? give him this and tell him to get ya a 6pack at the 7-11....that'll learn him! Ya wont see this goober kid for years! Want your kids to join the circus, but do better than "just greasing the ferris wheel" ? Let em practice target throwing knives now, in no time they can get people out of the audience at the circus to throw at and amaze! And as always , we offer the gift that keeps on giving. Everyone knows of a late bloomer lonely boy in the family, get him this and he's on his way to some good luvin'* mature audiences only link *Free one time offer!* Get this wild new mtv kit and be like the stars of Jacka$$! All orders over 20 can receive this swell offering for FREE sidenote: the lady NASA astronaut that was arrested today for kidnap and attempted murder Had one of these kits on her, however no charges have been filed on this item as of now rofl

02-06-07, 06:03 PM	#3
adamgambill BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: West Columbia, TX Posts: 375	Dude that jackass car kit is messed up. The rest is damn funny. __________________ Anyone who has a problem with getting a truck dirty shoul trade for a Volkswagon and a pair of panties.

02-07-07, 05:37 PM	#6
bassintxlady BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cypress,Texas Posts: 780	i see mass marketing about to emerge from jb....... __________________ :) OH YEAH!!!!! SHUT UP AND FISH!!!!!

02-06-07, 05:45 PM	#2
ToPwAt'R GuY BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: missouri Posts: 930	Pretty good JB.

02-06-07, 07:49 PM	#4
texasbasser BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: San Antonio, Tx Posts: 2,301	roflmao! thats really funny!

02-06-07, 11:39 PM	#5
skeeter944 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in South Carolina Posts: 2,377	those are great! rotflmao!

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