Weenie Test!

[ROBZILLA]

>>>Three third graders from North Carolina, an Irish kid, an Italian
>>> > kid, and a Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The
>>> > Irish kid suggests that they play a new game.
>>> >
>>> > " Let's see who has the biggest weenie." " Okay." They all
>>> > agree.
>>> >
>>> > The Italian kid pulls down his zipper, and whips it out. "
>>> > That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out, and
>>> > proudly shows that his is at least an inch bigger.
>>> >
>>> > Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by
>>> > far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
>>> >
>>> > That night, eating dinner

at home, the Redneck kid's mother
>>> > asks him what he did at school today. " Oh, we worked on a
>>> > science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a
>>> > new book, and then during recess, my friends, and I played a
>>> > new game called ' Let's see who has the biggest weenie."
>>> >
>>> > " What kind of game is that, honey ?" asks the mother.
>>> >
>>> > " Well, me, Anthony, and Patrick each pulled out our weenies
>>> > , and I had the biggest ! They said it's because I'm a
>>> > Redneck. Is that true, Mom ?"
>>> >
>>> > Mom replied, " No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one !"


SORRY ZOOK HAD TO PUT IT UP!