New standards in the workplace

[Raul]

> RE: Swearing at Work <RE: Swearing at Work>
> >
> > It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
> > throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
> >
> > Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
> > offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
> >
> > We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
> > accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
> >
> > Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have
> > been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
> > continue in an effective manner.
> >
> > 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
> > INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
> >
> > 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
> > INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
> >
> > 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
> > INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
> >
> > 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> > INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
> >
> > 5) TRY SAYING: Really?
> > INSTEAD OF: You'v e got to be sh___ing me!
> >
> > 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
> > INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
> >
> > 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
> > INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
> >
> > 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
> > INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
> >
> > 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> > INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
> >
> > 10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
> > INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
> >
> > 11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
> > INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
> >
> > 12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
> > INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
> >
> > 13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
> > INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a __.
> >
> > 14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> > INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
> >
> > 15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
> > INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
> >
> > 16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
> > INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
> >
> > 17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
> > INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
> >
> > 18) T RY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
> > INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.

[HOG Ranger]

I have a high pressure job and these could come in handy!