Pirate Joke!

leroy · 05-25-07, 03:02 PM

Saw this one and thought I would share it:

A captain of a Pirate ship walked out onto the deck to address his buccaneers, but before he could say anything one yelled out, "Captain, Why ye be wearing that bright red shirt?" The Captain looked at the young deck swabber and replied, "So if I get shot me bucaneers cant tell, and they wont be frightened by the sight of me blood." Suddenly from the crow's nest came a shout, " 8 Ships on the horizon! Armed to the gills with cannons pointed this way!!" The captain turned to the young deck swabber and said, " Go get my brown pants!"

FlyRod · 05-25-07, 06:05 PM

(Yo) ho ho!

Now, where's the bottle of rum?

Cap'n LoyalFan
Scourge of Canyon Lagoon

JB · 05-25-07, 08:05 PM

arrghhh matie, makes a whole new meaning to poopdeck..after reading about bassinbob chicken butcherin' I had to make this one rofl

ToPwAt'R GuY · 05-26-07, 04:41 PM

LOL.....Pretty good.

keithdog · 05-28-07, 09:29 AM

LOL, Now that there is funny, I don't care who ya are hahaha

Christopherkeene9 · 05-29-07, 08:48 PM

Got another Pirate Joke:

An old pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt. The bartender asked what the wheel was for and the pirate replied,

"Arr driving me nuts"

05-25-07, 03:02 PM	#1
leroy BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 212	Pirate Joke! Saw this one and thought I would share it: A captain of a Pirate ship walked out onto the deck to address his buccaneers, but before he could say anything one yelled out, "Captain, Why ye be wearing that bright red shirt?" The Captain looked at the young deck swabber and replied, "So if I get shot me bucaneers cant tell, and they wont be frightened by the sight of me blood." Suddenly from the crow's nest came a shout, " 8 Ships on the horizon! Armed to the gills with cannons pointed this way!!" The captain turned to the young deck swabber and said, " Go get my brown pants!"

05-25-07, 06:05 PM	#2
FlyRod BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,270	(Yo) ho ho! Now, where's the bottle of rum? Cap'n LoyalFan Scourge of Canyon Lagoon

05-25-07, 08:05 PM	#3
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	arrghhh matie, makes a whole new meaning to poopdeck..after reading about bassinbob chicken butcherin' I had to make this one rofl

05-26-07, 04:41 PM	#4
ToPwAt'R GuY BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: missouri Posts: 930	LOL.....Pretty good.

05-28-07, 09:29 AM	#5
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	LOL, Now that there is funny, I don't care who ya are hahaha

05-29-07, 08:48 PM	#6
Christopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Oviedo, Fla Posts: 2,270	Got another Pirate Joke: An old pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt. The bartender asked what the wheel was for and the pirate replied, "Arr driving me nuts"

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