got nun?

[JB]

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't
stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be
single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

[BigBassin144]

What, no PhotoShop pic to help us invision it better?!

That was a nice one though.

[crankybait]

I don't think I want to invision it any better, haha. So thank you for NOT photoshopping

[1/4 stick]

lmao!! The sad part is, somewhere, sometime, that probably really happened to somebody.

[Denny_K]

That was too good ,good stuff.Now a days ya gotta check them for an adam's apple.There's Transformers out there guys and there packing the pickle, and it's not green........Well that all depends on where they have been........eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Denny

[BLWeng]

Originally Posted by 1/4 stick

lmao!! The sad part is, somewhere, sometime, that probably really happened to somebody.

Yea...JB. He was the cab driver and it happened last week. lol