zooker's tips to dating..

[zooker]

foods to avoid
anything with OINONS
bratwurst/polish sausages
mexican food.
anything drippy

let me explain these
onions -cause it NEVER fails you'll be makin out and the one of you are goin to burp up one of these super mood killers..

brats/sausages-these are mans second worst nightmare as the will give you more stinky wind than hurricane can prodouce.

mexican food-typically most of it is a heavily greasy food which tends to prodouce a ton of gas and or frequent bathroom stops..now if your like me and prefure latino females this can't be avoided..

drippy foods- odds are the gal in question spent a load of HER money buying that "tasty" lil outfit she has on. she probly wont like it a whole lot if the food drips on it.and guess whom she will blame?? YOU!!

gettin busted by the parents-uhh howdy do i hate this-but you must remember you are messing with their offspring, and they tend to be VERY protective of it..and yes i recently got busted by the father of a 26 year old. so do not think you grow out of it.


ok those of you with cars.
a few things to have in your ride.

a travel size bottle of scope-nothing like a minty fresh pie hole for lenthy games of tounge hockey

assorted party favors-safe sex is a priority

a bottle or 2 of after shave.
a clean sterile razor.
cause it is going to happen trust me you'll be in a hurry and for get to shave.. a simple stop at gas station rest room.and some running water -we call it dry shaving btw-2 mintues and your good to go.this also helps if your playin more than one girl at a time..

an extra CLEAN sweat shirt.cause a cold gal is cold EVERY WHERE.

the family:

make friends with the rest of family even if you personally can't stand them be nice..
AUNTS especially. if the aunt passes you as a great guy chances of the mom doing so greatly increase. after recent events in my personal life. i am definatly in with the aunt-see sig change-..

the siblins-their brothers and sisters-the parents use them like sneaky lil pi's that report directly back to mommy and daddy.. watch what you say in front of or around them. even if your with "the guys" and your just talkin smack..

as jb eluded to in his understandin woman thread. females HATE seeing other happy females.and the gossip machine being what it is. be prepared for this cause it NEVER goes away,in fact it even gets worst the older the females in question is. and it is more intense the smaller the town you live in is.-the reason i drive OVER 100 miles at times just to see a girl-



any questions? good class dismissed...

zooker