A country boy can survive...

MississippiBoy · 01-25-08, 06:12 PM

I found this the other day, figured I'd share it. Enjoy!

A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he's retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style."

"What's country style?" asks the city boy.

"Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two fellers have a dispute, one feller kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that feller, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin' wins the dispute."

Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he's ever felt, crying like a baby and coughing up blood. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "All right, n-now it's–it's m-my turn."

The farmer grins. "Aw, hell, you win. Keep the duck."

BigBassin144 · 01-25-08, 07:23 PM

Wow, My eyes are watering. That's one of best joke's I've heard in a while. I got to email that one to my friends.

BB

lunker-lander · 01-25-08, 07:30 PM

Now that's funny!

-Lunk-

carolina-rig-01 · 01-25-08, 08:23 PM

that is funny

brushhog · 01-26-08, 09:03 AM

That is definitely a pass it on joke!!! THANKS....

01-25-08, 06:12 PM	#1
MississippiBoy BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ridgeland MS Posts: 3,923	A country boy can survive... I found this the other day, figured I'd share it. Enjoy! A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he's retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his farm, it technically belongs to him. After minutes of arguing, the farmer proposes they settle the matter "country style." "What's country style?" asks the city boy. "Out here in the country," the farmer says, "when two fellers have a dispute, one feller kicks the other one in the balls as hard as he can. Then that feller, why, he kicks the first one as hard as he can. And so forth. Last man standin' wins the dispute." Warily the city boy agrees and prepares himself. The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the groin with all his might. The city boy falls to the ground in the most intense pain he's ever felt, crying like a baby and coughing up blood. Finally he staggers to his feet and says, "All right, n-now it's–it's m-my turn." The farmer grins. "Aw, hell, you win. Keep the duck."

01-25-08, 07:23 PM	#2
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Wow, My eyes are watering. That's one of best joke's I've heard in a while. I got to email that one to my friends. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

01-25-08, 07:30 PM	#3
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	Now that's funny! -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

01-25-08, 08:23 PM	#4
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	that is funny __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

01-26-08, 09:03 AM	#5
brushhog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Whitesboro, NY Posts: 1,222	That is definitely a pass it on joke!!! THANKS.... __________________ 3/4 of the Earth's surface is water and 1/4 is land. Clearly god wants me to fish, not mow the lawn.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)