Campany from Paris

CarpMan · 03-07-08, 12:53 PM

It’s about time fur Pollys friends to be coming in from Paris to spend tha Summer with her and Becky. Me and Elmer have been workin’ our tails off getting things done fur them two.. It aint been easy around here puttin’ that third hole in the out-house, landscaping and now we’re in the process of installing a bidet in the john. Danged if I ever hurd of one of them thangs till Polly done sum resurch and explained to me how they worke, I told her “ if them lil’ French girls wanted that cold water from the creek pumpepd on their lil’ azzesses, then so be it”. We tore up an ole’ 5Hp briggs and straton, made a pump and it works. I just hope it don’t blow em out the john when they open tha valve. Elmer tried it out and it dang near put him airborne.. They jest might be in for a lil‘ surprise when they open that valve… All those two want to do is get things ready fur their friends and wunt me and Elmer to do all the leg work…They wunt us to stop by tha dollur store today on our way to tha pool hall and pick up a pair panties and a bra, now I have a problem with that. Youd think a school teacher would know the difference. Youd think a bra would be a pair, after all it holds up a pair. And a pair panties would be one, cause it only covers one. But what do me and Elmer know??We jest cut holes, do land scaping, install bidets and chase barn rats. And that's the way life is in Snow hollow

lunker-lander · 03-07-08, 04:58 PM

OK, what's up with this? Where the f**k is Snow Hollow?

This is gettin' old!

-Lunk-

CarpMan · 03-07-08, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunker-lander

OK, what's up with this? Where the f**k is Snow Hollow?

This is gettin' old!

-Lunk-

Just starting! You haven't been reading my post. Snow Hollow is nestled inbetween "Utopia and Elysium". Carpy

lunker-lander · 03-07-08, 05:36 PM

I read your post, it didn't make sense. I'm sure you don't live in "Perfect"...

-Lunk-

CarpMan · 03-07-08, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunker-lander

I read your post, it didn't make sense. I'm sure you don't live in "Perfect"...

-Lunk-

Lunk! Don't let me get you confused. " I said" Utopia.....BETWEEN.......Elysium". Between. j/k Carpy

lunker-lander · 03-07-08, 06:36 PM

I noticed...

Anyway, who the hell is Polly? Where do you truly live?

-Lunk-

crankybait · 03-07-08, 06:59 PM

Nice to see you met Carpy. Have fun

CarpMan · 03-07-08, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunker-lander

I noticed...

Anyway, who the (Corrected) is Polly? Where do you truly live?

-Lunk-

Lunk, Polly is my red headed wife and boss. She is a school teacher, and in the summer mos, she operates a bull dozer and flies a small aircraft. She weighs 97 lds according to the fish calculator and meaner than any pitt bull with aids. The last person that found out where we lived came snooping around and at the hands of that lil' red head, he became a eunouch before leaving snow hollow.

Carpy

bassinbob · 03-07-08, 07:21 PM

Hey Carpy, do you know how to make apple-jack. If you do would you mind sharring the recipie?

zooker · 03-07-08, 07:42 PM

carpy
again?? dem dern french gals near on kilt you last year. aint you lernt nothin yet?? umm on da udder hand ifin they is of "age" i just may have to com a visitin.

lunker
calm down... snow hollow wv is a real town about as big as carpy states "popluation 4" lol..

if you aint learned by now carpy just types this stuff part joke with a mixture of truth in it..it is quite amusing thing to see a very smart man type up some weridness well below his average intel..-it is like his own private joke on all of us-my guess is "carpy" has at least an mba on the wall..

nuff said..

carpy
any time you all want just im me your phone number.-you know it that thang wid da numbers on it you all talk in to..lol..

zooker

CarpMan · 03-07-08, 07:55 PM

Ha Zook!I'ma gonna git wit cha, i promice! Carp

bamabassman · 03-07-08, 08:00 PM

lunker take it easy man... carpy is just playing with you. he posted a "story" ok? and snow hollow is a kind of heaven as he sees it. i like it...reminds me of lil abner, the comic strip. carpy let us know how dem franch gals like the hollow. after they visit , mebe de kin com over chere to visit fer a bit. lol

bamabassman · 03-07-08, 08:02 PM

and zook, he can't climb dat pole anymore to git to da phony thingy inymo. hahaha, got to git his wifey to do it fer him now.

lunker-lander · 03-07-08, 08:07 PM

I still don't believe in the "Polly" lady....

-Lunk-

zooker · 03-08-08, 01:06 PM

you aint been down south much... polly is a short for polly-ann fairly common name..

zooker

lunker-lander · 03-08-08, 07:18 PM

Never!

-Lunk-

lunker-lander · 03-08-08, 09:43 PM

Now I've got it!

-Lunk-

03-07-08, 12:53 PM	#1
CarpMan BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 676	Campany from Paris It’s about time fur Pollys friends to be coming in from Paris to spend tha Summer with her and Becky. Me and Elmer have been workin’ our tails off getting things done fur them two.. It aint been easy around here puttin’ that third hole in the out-house, landscaping and now we’re in the process of installing a bidet in the john. Danged if I ever hurd of one of them thangs till Polly done sum resurch and explained to me how they worke, I told her “ if them lil’ French girls wanted that cold water from the creek pumpepd on their lil’ azzesses, then so be it”. We tore up an ole’ 5Hp briggs and straton, made a pump and it works. I just hope it don’t blow em out the john when they open tha valve. Elmer tried it out and it dang near put him airborne.. They jest might be in for a lil‘ surprise when they open that valve… All those two want to do is get things ready fur their friends and wunt me and Elmer to do all the leg work…They wunt us to stop by tha dollur store today on our way to tha pool hall and pick up a pair panties and a bra, now I have a problem with that. Youd think a school teacher would know the difference. Youd think a bra would be a pair, after all it holds up a pair. And a pair panties would be one, cause it only covers one. But what do me and Elmer know??We jest cut holes, do land scaping, install bidets and chase barn rats. And that's the way life is in Snow hollow Last edited by CarpMan; 03-07-08 at 03:30 PM.

03-07-08, 04:58 PM	#2
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	OK, what's up with this? Where the f**k is Snow Hollow? This is gettin' old! -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

03-07-08, 05:36 PM	#4
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	I read your post, it didn't make sense. I'm sure you don't live in "Perfect"... -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

03-07-08, 06:36 PM	#6
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	I noticed... Anyway, who the hell is Polly? Where do you truly live? -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

03-07-08, 06:59 PM	#7
crankybait BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: marlboro, nj Posts: 3,250	Nice to see you met Carpy. Have fun __________________ www.fishinfanatics.com

03-07-08, 07:21 PM	#9
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	Hey Carpy, do you know how to make apple-jack. If you do would you mind sharring the recipie? __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

03-07-08, 07:42 PM	#10
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	carpy again?? dem dern french gals near on kilt you last year. aint you lernt nothin yet?? umm on da udder hand ifin they is of "age" i just may have to com a visitin. lunker calm down... snow hollow wv is a real town about as big as carpy states "popluation 4" lol.. if you aint learned by now carpy just types this stuff part joke with a mixture of truth in it..it is quite amusing thing to see a very smart man type up some weridness well below his average intel..-it is like his own private joke on all of us-my guess is "carpy" has at least an mba on the wall.. nuff said.. carpy any time you all want just im me your phone number.-you know it that thang wid da numbers on it you all talk in to..lol.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

03-07-08, 07:55 PM	#11
CarpMan BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 676	Ha Zook!I'ma gonna git wit cha, i promice! Carp

03-07-08, 08:00 PM	#12
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	lunker take it easy man... carpy is just playing with you. he posted a "story" ok? and snow hollow is a kind of heaven as he sees it. i like it...reminds me of lil abner, the comic strip. carpy let us know how dem franch gals like the hollow. after they visit , mebe de kin com over chere to visit fer a bit. lol

03-07-08, 08:02 PM	#13
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	and zook, he can't climb dat pole anymore to git to da phony thingy inymo. hahaha, got to git his wifey to do it fer him now.

03-07-08, 08:07 PM	#14
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	I still don't believe in the "Polly" lady.... -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

03-08-08, 01:06 PM	#15
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	you aint been down south much... polly is a short for polly-ann fairly common name.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

03-08-08, 07:18 PM	#16
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	Never! -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

03-08-08, 09:43 PM	#17
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	Now I've got it! -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

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