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Old 04-29-08, 10:00 AM   #1
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Default Another Blonde Joke....

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully
Steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear
Of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies
And private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic
Becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
Vehicle yelling, "What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
The road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde.
"Those are my emergency flashers!"
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Old 04-29-08, 03:32 PM   #2
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haha! LMAO! That was great. I just spit water on the desk. I gotta remember not to be eating or drinking when I read jokes.

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Old 04-29-08, 10:19 PM   #3
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fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy
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Old 04-30-08, 12:50 AM   #4
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that is good
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