Retiring Man

[BassAddict]

Subject: retiring, man





> After retiring, a man went to the social security office to
> apply for
> Social Security.
> The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license
> to verify
> his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his
> wallet at
> home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he left his
> wallet at
> home.
>
> "I will have to go home and come back later.."
> The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."
> So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
>
> She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
> me" and she
> processed his Social Security application.
>
> When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about his
> experience at the
> social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your
> pants and
> gotten disability, too."

Now that is just WRONG!!!

[Jim80]

that was great

[BigBassin144]

A old guy was sitting on his rocking chair on his front porch wearing nothing, but a short sleeve shirt. When his son and grandkids came ot visit, his son asked him, "dad, why are you sitting out here with nothing on but a shirt?"

The old man responded, "The last time I sat out here without a shirt on, I got a stiff neck: this was your mom's idea."






BB

[MrPhotographer06]

wow.. lol haha