Redneck wins the lotto

Jim80 · 06-17-08, 09:21 PM

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."
Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!''

mariner · 06-17-08, 10:31 PM

ha ha soundds like somethin my bro would do

bothomas · 06-17-08, 11:10 PM

easy on us rednecks....sometimes it's just a matter of principle!

MrPhotographer06 · 06-17-08, 11:21 PM

haha good one..

its like some of my friend tell me when were out riding fourwheelers.. if you kill me and i'm still alive i'll (insert word of choice) you.. most of the time its slap in the insert

bamabassman · 06-17-08, 11:41 PM

yea...principle. uh...what? oh never mind. hahahahahahhahahaha

stevomac59 · 06-18-08, 12:26 AM

I would want me DALLA back too yall! Shoot, if I ain't gettin' my 20Mill, Might as well leave with some dignity!

-stevo

06-17-08, 09:21 PM	#1
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	Redneck wins the lotto A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years. The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it." Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!'' __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

06-17-08, 10:31 PM	#2
mariner BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: trenton ga Posts: 501	ha ha soundds like somethin my bro would do __________________ ¿ <*(((>{

06-17-08, 11:21 PM	#4
MrPhotographer06 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fort Bragg, NC Posts: 2,096	haha good one.. its like some of my friend tell me when were out riding fourwheelers.. if you kill me and i'm still alive i'll (insert word of choice) you.. most of the time its slap in the insert __________________ For Those I Love, I will Sacrifice: US Army since 2012

06-18-08, 12:26 AM	#6
stevomac59 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Laredo, TX Posts: 455	I would want me DALLA back too yall! Shoot, if I ain't gettin' my 20Mill, Might as well leave with some dignity! -stevo __________________ stevomac59 Always strapped...with a rod

06-17-08, 11:10 PM	#3
bothomas BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Huntsville, Al. Posts: 220	easy on us rednecks....sometimes it's just a matter of principle!

06-17-08, 11:41 PM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	yea...principle. uh...what? oh never mind. hahahahahahhahahaha

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