06-21-08, 10:26 PM | #1 |
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The Perfect Husband??
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $899.99. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 07 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$249,645.00" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000" for it. MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 since it really is a pretty good price." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" BB
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06-22-08, 12:34 AM | #2 |
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somebody's in trouble...lol
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06-22-08, 02:45 PM | #3 |
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ha that would be bad
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06-22-08, 03:42 PM | #4 |
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So that is how I got in this predicament!!!!
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