Broke Back Mountain Lady

Whup · 07-02-08, 12:29 PM

Broke Back Mountain Lady
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the
newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when
no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long
hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks the two of them worked hard and
the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch
looks great. You should go into town and kick
up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked,
ever so s lowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling
hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever
wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

Jim80 · 07-02-08, 01:10 PM

that was great dang near pissed my pants

stevomac59 · 07-02-08, 01:18 PM

HAHA, that there is funny!

-stevo

BigBassin144 · 07-02-08, 03:48 PM

That was hilarious. What a suprise ending!

BB

carolina-rig-01 · 07-02-08, 07:02 PM

OMG! that is funny!

Fishbear · 07-02-08, 07:11 PM

You just made me spew coffee all over my monitor!!!!

Very Very Funny

07-02-08, 12:29 PM	#1
Whup BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pine Mountain,Ga. Posts: 75	Broke Back Mountain Lady Broke Back Mountain Lady A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so s lowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

07-02-08, 01:10 PM	#2
Jim80 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Thomaston CT Posts: 3,862	that was great dang near pissed my pants __________________ In memory of Zooker 1/11/73-7/2/2010. You will be sorely missed and never forgotten.

07-02-08, 01:18 PM	#3
stevomac59 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Laredo, TX Posts: 455	HAHA, that there is funny! -stevo __________________ stevomac59 Always strapped...with a rod

07-02-08, 03:48 PM	#4
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	That was hilarious. What a suprise ending! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

07-02-08, 07:02 PM	#5
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	OMG! that is funny! __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

07-02-08, 07:11 PM	#6
Fishbear BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Winder, Georgia Posts: 136	You just made me spew coffee all over my monitor!!!! Very Very Funny __________________ There is a place for all of God's creatures. Right next to the potatoes and gravy!

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