Brazilian

cassidyta · 01-21-09, 01:16 AM

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!" Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"

carolina-rig-01 · 01-21-09, 01:38 AM

lol that is pretty cheesey........but funny

bamabassman · 01-21-09, 08:22 PM

lol, yep dats funny rit der. wonder if my wife will get it, she WAS blonde in her younger days. hahahahahaha.

kory did your wife read it? lmao.

BigBassin144 · 01-21-09, 10:36 PM

i heard that not too long ago, but it was two brazilian men died in a combat, and the blonde was george dubya.

Still funny.

BB

bcklash · 01-21-09, 11:36 PM

Well, how many is a brazilian?

Cabin Fever prisoners want to know.

bamabassman · 01-22-09, 07:05 PM

hey jb!!!! show ol bcklsh a BRAZILIAN. HAHAHA

flbassman · 01-23-09, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bamabassman

hey jb!!!! show ol bcklsh a BRAZILIAN. HAHAHA

Note to self: Avoid clicking links......

1/4 stick · 01-23-09, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by flbassman

Note to self: Avoid clicking links......

You keep making those notes to yourself, but I don't think you take heed to them.

lowrider · 01-23-09, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 1/4 stick

You keep making those notes to yourself, but I don't think you take heed to them.

that's right. if we remembered our own advice, jb would be out of business

woody · 01-23-09, 09:06 AM

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that's right. if we remembered our own advice, jb would be out of business

What business would that be?

~Mark

lowrider · 01-23-09, 09:07 AM

freaking us out, scaring us, and any other amount of disturbing stuff he posts...where have you been, woody?

JB · 01-23-09, 09:39 AM

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freaking us out, scaring us, and any other amount of disturbing stuff he posts...where have you been, woody?

Hey I never once posted zooker in a teddy rofl

MississippiBoy · 01-23-09, 09:41 AM

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Hey I never once posted zooker in a teddy rofl......yet

Finished the thought for you, JB.

woody · 01-23-09, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by lowrider

freaking us out, scaring us, and any other amount of disturbing stuff he posts...where have you been, woody?

I've been sitting right here in front of my computer doing alittle Online Fishin... OH looky there!, I've got a bite!!!

LOL

bamabassman · 01-23-09, 09:49 PM

JB... i was meaning a real brazilian LADY. or i may have asked ol zooker to post one up huh?

aikenyounggun · 01-25-09, 10:31 AM

thats great... kind of cheesy though, but it made me chuckle

carolina-rig-01 · 01-26-09, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bamabassman

lol, yep dats funny rit der. wonder if my wife will get it, she WAS blonde in her younger days. hahahahahaha.

kory did your wife read it? lmao.

no she didn't read it but i did tell it to her hahaha.

01-21-09, 01:16 AM	#1
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	Brazilian A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!" Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?" __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

01-21-09, 01:38 AM	#2
carolina-rig-01 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Webb City, MO Posts: 6,387	lol that is pretty cheesey........but funny __________________ You only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough.

01-21-09, 10:36 PM	#4
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	i heard that not too long ago, but it was two brazilian men died in a combat, and the blonde was george dubya. Still funny. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

01-21-09, 11:36 PM	#5
bcklash BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Elliston, Va. Posts: 4,372	Well, how many is a brazilian? Cabin Fever prisoners want to know. __________________ The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box. keep us free:

01-21-09, 08:22 PM	#3
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	lol, yep dats funny rit der. wonder if my wife will get it, she WAS blonde in her younger days. hahahahahaha. kory did your wife read it? lmao.

01-22-09, 07:05 PM	#6
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	hey jb!!!! show ol bcklsh a BRAZILIAN. HAHAHA

01-23-09, 09:07 AM	#11
lowrider BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: South Arkansas Posts: 937	freaking us out, scaring us, and any other amount of disturbing stuff he posts...where have you been, woody?

01-23-09, 09:49 PM	#15
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	JB... i was meaning a real brazilian LADY. or i may have asked ol zooker to post one up huh?

01-25-09, 10:31 AM	#16
aikenyounggun BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: aiken, SC Posts: 2,051	thats great... kind of cheesy though, but it made me chuckle

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