06-01-09, 07:08 PM
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Dr.'s cure
> DOCTOR JOHN'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION > > If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in > the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession > when symptoms occur: > > "My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of > Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm > Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore" > > If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably > destined to be backed up for the rest of your life. > > There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a > public > service.
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06-01-09, 07:10 PM
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Right you are!!!!
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06-01-09, 07:33 PM
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Works better than ex-lax.
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06-01-09, 09:10 PM
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I'm laughing even though it isn't funny....no wait, those are tears.
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06-01-09, 09:56 PM
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I think I just pooped myself!
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06-02-09, 05:38 PM
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You might want to throw in a disclaimer to wear a Depends before starting theis chant.
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