kids and life savers

cassidyta · 08-24-09, 12:30 PM

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red........................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange .................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're @$$-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room

woody · 08-24-09, 12:33 PM

Kids say the darndest things. LOL

~Mark

nofearengineer · 08-24-09, 12:49 PM

Buwahahah, that is funny!

It's almost like Little Leroy, a first grader in Detriot. When the class was asked by the teacher if they knew what sound a pig makes, Leroy proudly stood up and yelled, "hands on the hood, mother******!!!"

bcklash · 08-24-09, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by nofearengineer

Buwahahah, that is funny!

It's almost like Little Leroy, a first grader in Detriot. When the class was asked by the teacher if they knew what sound a pig makes, Leroy proudly stood up and yelled, "hands on the hood, mother******!!!"

Hmmm...I smell bacon

goodun Cass

BigBassin144 · 08-25-09, 07:50 AM

That's great cass, here's another about kids.

Two boys, a nine year old, and a 7 year old were in their bedroom one morning before school.

The nine year old says, "I think it's time we started swearing"

The 7 year old agrees with him, and they make a plan.

"When we go downstairs, I'll say something with the word 'hell' in it, and you say something with the word 'azz' "

Again, the 7 year old agrees, and they head downstairs.

"good morning boys," says their mom, "What would you like for breakfast?"

the nine year old thinks about it a minutes and says, "aw hell, I'll have some cheerios"

The mom is furious, and chases him back up to his room, spanking him the whole way, and tell him to stay there until it's time to leave for school, and go back there, after he gets home from school.

She comes back downstairs, and says, "Sorry about that sweety, what would you like for breakfast?"

The 7 year old look at her and says, "You can bet your azz it won't be cheerios!"

BB

jooleyen · 08-25-09, 03:23 PM

lmao. Those are great.

08-24-09, 12:30 PM	#1
cassidyta BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,928	kids and life savers The children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red........................Cherry Yellow..................Lemon Green...................Lime Orange .................Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're @$$-holes! The teacher had to leave the room __________________ If you have ever wondered if you should retie, the answer is yes.

08-24-09, 12:49 PM	#3
nofearengineer BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Southwest IN Posts: 5,630	Buwahahah, that is funny! It's almost like Little Leroy, a first grader in Detriot. When the class was asked by the teacher if they knew what sound a pig makes, Leroy proudly stood up and yelled, "hands on the hood, mother******!!!" __________________ Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after.

08-25-09, 07:50 AM	#5
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	That's great cass, here's another about kids. Two boys, a nine year old, and a 7 year old were in their bedroom one morning before school. The nine year old says, "I think it's time we started swearing" The 7 year old agrees with him, and they make a plan. "When we go downstairs, I'll say something with the word 'hell' in it, and you say something with the word 'azz' " Again, the 7 year old agrees, and they head downstairs. "good morning boys," says their mom, "What would you like for breakfast?" the nine year old thinks about it a minutes and says, "aw hell, I'll have some cheerios" The mom is furious, and chases him back up to his room, spanking him the whole way, and tell him to stay there until it's time to leave for school, and go back there, after he gets home from school. She comes back downstairs, and says, "Sorry about that sweety, what would you like for breakfast?" The 7 year old look at her and says, "You can bet your azz it won't be cheerios!" BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

08-24-09, 12:33 PM	#2
woody BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Jonesville, Indiana Posts: 3,597	Kids say the darndest things. LOL ~Mark

08-25-09, 03:23 PM	#6
jooleyen BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 1,509	lmao. Those are great.

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