OK I just solved the oil spill issue.

Captmikestarrett · 05-21-10, 09:44 AM

It was rather simple .....just fly a small plane with crop duster equipment over the spill and gently lay down a layer of Dawn dish soap.

All the animals will be clean and there skin soft and supple. The dawn will disperse all the oil it it will shine without spots on it.

Figin genius I tell you..

Capt Mike

WaffleJaw · 05-21-10, 09:57 AM

Ya but then women everywhere wont have anything to do!

BassinNC · 05-21-10, 11:26 AM

Man that's to funny..... Hahahaha

dave · 05-21-10, 01:20 PM

Oh how bored. But, friggin genius, I'll have to say yes on this one.

WaffleJaw isn't doing to bad either, evil genius though. (or dead one soon)

3dkicker · 05-21-10, 03:10 PM

Maybe the navy could use some explosives in the mine shaft and collapse the shaft on itself and plug the original mine. Shouldn't be that hard. And screw BP if they're upset that they have to drill a brand new shaft. Problem solved.

But Capt Mike's idea is a lot cleaner....

zooker · 05-21-10, 03:56 PM

yeah but if ya think about it. in his idea you'll end up coating some dumb swamp coonie, who aint ready fer his bi-yearly bath.and he'll go to a whinein like he wanted cheese with it.straight to the goverment..

ok i am all FOR clean swamp coonie gals.- i'll volinteer for scrub brush duty even

but the rest of dem mud bug munchers can rot.which wont change the smell any...
i've hunted in the sippi delta with out special mud boots on you'll sink up to your amr pits in seconds.-not joking-there is NOTHING there except mud and saw grass..oh yeah and herds of ducks from september on..

zooker

1/4 stick · 05-21-10, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by zooker

yeah but if ya think about it. in his idea you'll end up coating some dumb swamp coonie, who aint ready fer his bi-yearly bath.and he'll go to a whinein like he wanted cheese with it.straight to the goverment..

ok i am all FOR clean swamp coonie gals.- i'll volinteer for scrub brush duty even

but the rest of dem mud bug munchers can rot.which wont change the smell any...
i've hunted in the sippi delta with out special mud boots on you'll sink up to your amr pits in seconds.-not joking-there is NOTHING there except mud and saw grass..oh yeah and herds of ducks from september on..

zooker

Ok, here's number 1!

Git er done!!!!

bassinbob · 05-21-10, 10:16 PM

Let's see ya scrub up that one Zook.

1/4 stick · 05-22-10, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bassinbob

Let's see ya scrub up that one Zook.

I think he's ignoring us. hehehehe...

zooker · 05-22-10, 06:01 PM

nope i seen it. i need a sand blaster to fix dat one....

zooker

TN_Bassin · 05-23-10, 11:15 PM

I scrolled down and gagged...

Bubba_Bruiser · 05-24-10, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TN_Bassin

I scrolled down and gagged...

Comments like this make me sore the next day from laughter.

1/4 stick · 05-24-10, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by zooker

nope i seen it. i need a sand blaster to fix dat one....

zooker

I think it already got a little too close to the sandblaster a time or two.

05-21-10, 09:44 AM	#1
Captmikestarrett BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2006 Location: Accokeek MD Posts: 3,315	OK I just solved the oil spill issue. It was rather simple .....just fly a small plane with crop duster equipment over the spill and gently lay down a layer of Dawn dish soap. All the animals will be clean and there skin soft and supple. The dawn will disperse all the oil it it will shine without spots on it. Figin genius I tell you.. Capt Mike __________________ Capt Mike Starrett light tackle guide Potomac River http://www.indianheadcharters.com

05-21-10, 09:57 AM	#2
WaffleJaw BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dallas,TX (DFW) Posts: 2,212	Ya but then women everywhere wont have anything to do! __________________ [nelsoncustomrods.com]

05-21-10, 11:26 AM	#3
BassinNC BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: albemarle, NC Posts: 788	Man that's to funny..... Hahahaha __________________ 138 bass in 2K10. Biggest 4LBS 14oz.

05-21-10, 03:10 PM	#5
3dkicker BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Spotsylvania, VA Posts: 4,483	Maybe the navy could use some explosives in the mine shaft and collapse the shaft on itself and plug the original mine. Shouldn't be that hard. And screw BP if they're upset that they have to drill a brand new shaft. Problem solved. But Capt Mike's idea is a lot cleaner.... __________________ Smitty www.smittystubes.com

05-21-10, 03:56 PM	#6
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	yeah but if ya think about it. in his idea you'll end up coating some dumb swamp coonie, who aint ready fer his bi-yearly bath.and he'll go to a whinein like he wanted cheese with it.straight to the goverment.. ok i am all FOR clean swamp coonie gals.- i'll volinteer for scrub brush duty even but the rest of dem mud bug munchers can rot.which wont change the smell any... i've hunted in the sippi delta with out special mud boots on you'll sink up to your amr pits in seconds.-not joking-there is NOTHING there except mud and saw grass..oh yeah and herds of ducks from september on.. zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

05-21-10, 01:20 PM	#4
dave BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 401	Oh how bored. But, friggin genius, I'll have to say yes on this one. WaffleJaw isn't doing to bad either, evil genius though. (or dead one soon)

05-21-10, 10:16 PM	#8
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	Let's see ya scrub up that one Zook. __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

05-22-10, 06:01 PM	#10
zooker BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: denton nc Posts: 13,441	nope i seen it. i need a sand blaster to fix dat one.... zooker __________________ the godfather.. aml in remission since 7-20-09

05-23-10, 11:15 PM	#11
TN_Bassin BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bon Aqua,TN Posts: 1,013	I scrolled down and gagged... __________________ Other anglers are tough, but the fish are the real competition.

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