Life is hard... It's even harder when you're Stupid.

BigBassin144 · 08-15-10, 05:33 PM

ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true.)

TWO
I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(keep shuddering!!)

FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.
She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!

SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

Here's Your Sign!

BB

Cavs1123 · 08-15-10, 06:16 PM

Wow these people are stupid! haha thanks Anthony for makin me laugh!

Abbeysdad · 08-15-10, 07:49 PM

Like some comedian said, "when the cops call to inform you your kid has been arrested, hope it's for drugs....cause there ain't no rehab for STUPID!"

toppwatr · 08-15-10, 09:31 PM

Oh my god..... People are beyond stupid. Makes me sick.

thekevster · 08-15-10, 10:42 PM

haha great post "So I shook my head" lol

Abbeysdad · 08-16-10, 10:28 AM

Woman calls tech support.
"My monitor quit working."
"Can you check the connection to the computer."
"No, it's too dark to see it, there's been a power failure and the lights are off."
"Do you have the box the computer came in?"
"Yes."
"Box it up and take it back where you bought it."
"Oh, that bad. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you are too stupid to own a computer!"

Bassboss · 08-16-10, 01:10 PM

LAMO!! Biggins that first one IS ALL ME!! HAHAHA!

XIntel007 · 08-17-10, 09:29 PM

Our tech support at the agency I work for told me that on more than one occasion they had to convert a "right handed" mouse to a "left handed" mouse. Think about it.

These were PHDs who are supposed to be thinking up the latest military gadgets. Its also the agency that brought you the internet and .....yep the mouse.

bamabassman · 08-17-10, 09:34 PM

xintel, mannnnnnnnn that is CLASSIC. no wonder the feds let NASA spend 1000 bucks for a hammer.... to have on board the shuttle.

i also heard they wanted to test to see which is heavier in space (no gravity), a piece of lead or a feather. you guessed it......THEY WEIGHED THE SAME!

XIntel007 · 08-20-10, 06:32 AM

Well NASA is a whole nother ball of wax. One of the big news agencies reported after Katrina that the entire Katrina cleanup and both wars to that point could be completely paid for if they took NASA's budget away for 10 years. The total at that time was in the $100 billion range. What do we get for those billions they spend every year? Repeated visits in near earth orbit???? Yawn. I wan't to see the first bass caught on Mars. When I was little I remember NASA running ads telling you all the great inventions coming out of space exploration. You don't see those anymore and now people want to know why we have a NASA.

Christopherkeene9 · 08-20-10, 08:01 PM

I don't know about you guys but I use some of these everyday and others a few times a week.

http://science.howstuffworks.com/ten...inventions.htm

08-15-10, 05:33 PM	#1
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Life is hard... It's even harder when you're Stupid. ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. 'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter. 'You don't?' I replied. 'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply. 'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?' 'That's right.' So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly true.) TWO I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?' I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.' She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. THREE A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' (keep shuddering!!) FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?' 'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked. 'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....' PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!! FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies. Brunette, by the way!! SIX A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......' Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!' Here's Your Sign! BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

08-15-10, 06:16 PM	#2
Cavs1123 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Bellevue, Ohio Posts: 1,398	Wow these people are stupid! haha thanks Anthony for makin me laugh! __________________ Tom

08-15-10, 07:49 PM	#3
Abbeysdad BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Central NY - Finger Lakes Posts: 1,307	Like some comedian said, "when the cops call to inform you your kid has been arrested, hope it's for drugs....cause there ain't no rehab for STUPID!" __________________ Fish now, work later

08-16-10, 10:28 AM	#6
Abbeysdad BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Central NY - Finger Lakes Posts: 1,307	Woman calls tech support. "My monitor quit working." "Can you check the connection to the computer." "No, it's too dark to see it, there's been a power failure and the lights are off." "Do you have the box the computer came in?" "Yes." "Box it up and take it back where you bought it." "Oh, that bad. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you are too stupid to own a computer!" __________________ Fish now, work later

08-16-10, 01:10 PM	#7
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	LAMO!! Biggins that first one IS ALL ME!! HAHAHA! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

08-15-10, 09:31 PM	#4
toppwatr BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Eastern PA Posts: 215	Oh my god..... People are beyond stupid. Makes me sick.

08-15-10, 10:42 PM	#5
thekevster BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 72	haha great post "So I shook my head" lol

08-17-10, 09:29 PM	#8
XIntel007 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Woodbridge, VA Posts: 102	Our tech support at the agency I work for told me that on more than one occasion they had to convert a "right handed" mouse to a "left handed" mouse. Think about it. These were PHDs who are supposed to be thinking up the latest military gadgets. Its also the agency that brought you the internet and .....yep the mouse.

08-17-10, 09:34 PM	#9
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	xintel, mannnnnnnnn that is CLASSIC. no wonder the feds let NASA spend 1000 bucks for a hammer.... to have on board the shuttle. i also heard they wanted to test to see which is heavier in space (no gravity), a piece of lead or a feather. you guessed it......THEY WEIGHED THE SAME! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

08-20-10, 06:32 AM	#10
XIntel007 BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Woodbridge, VA Posts: 102	Well NASA is a whole nother ball of wax. One of the big news agencies reported after Katrina that the entire Katrina cleanup and both wars to that point could be completely paid for if they took NASA's budget away for 10 years. The total at that time was in the $100 billion range. What do we get for those billions they spend every year? Repeated visits in near earth orbit???? Yawn. I wan't to see the first bass caught on Mars. When I was little I remember NASA running ads telling you all the great inventions coming out of space exploration. You don't see those anymore and now people want to know why we have a NASA.

08-20-10, 08:01 PM	#11
Christopherkeene9 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Oviedo, Fla Posts: 2,270	I don't know about you guys but I use some of these everyday and others a few times a week. http://science.howstuffworks.com/ten...inventions.htm

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