08-12-11, 03:58 PM
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funny stuff
This just struck me as so damn funny today for some reason, so thought I would share:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." |
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08-12-11, 04:18 PM
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you got me laughing on that one
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08-12-11, 04:24 PM
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HAHAHAHA that's horrible......and funny.
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08-12-11, 04:54 PM
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Made me crack a smile.
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08-12-11, 05:11 PM
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That's what I call one of those intellectual jokes.
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08-12-11, 05:42 PM
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Very nice! Here is my go to accountant joke.
An owner of a bait shop was frustrated about his accounting records. He decided to go to his accountant to have a chat. He arrived at the accountant's building and went right to her office (a striking lady she was). He asked her..."Okay, suppose this situation with me. Say I was to give you $10,000 and I want to keep 14% for myself...how much would you take off?" She said, "Everything but my earrings." It gets me everytime...but I am a nerd.
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08-12-11, 09:17 PM
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both are funny to me. good ones guys!
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08-12-11, 10:15 PM
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Got a good ealry morning chuckle out of me.
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08-13-11, 11:23 AM
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Ha, very nice.... made my day get off to a better start!
Ryan
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