12-12-11, 10:00 AM
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Elves Gone Wild...No not Elvis
Last year I posted about Elf on a Shelf
It seems this year he has gone mad and not being the best of examples to the kids. Mayhem with Marty Elf. Late night on the internet looking for a naughty stocking to stuff! I wish he would stay out of the wife's drawers! Literally! One too many for Marty. Serves him well for his behavior! Kim K and Paris H in the hot tub. I need to take some lessons from this pimp! We're cool as long as he stays out of my snuff! Hookin up with Pam Anderson now! The captain is in the house. I'm composing a note to Santa of his behavior now. This is unacceptable!
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12-12-11, 11:26 AM
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Great Post Bubba!
Dang he really gets around ! Hope he dosn't meet up with my cat and dog! 
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12-12-11, 12:36 PM
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Hahahahaha, looks like he nees rehab! Don't let him near your kids! Hahahaha
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12-12-11, 12:50 PM
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Ive heard of these Marty parties....
Pajama pimp'n!
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12-12-11, 01:16 PM
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Check the author, had to share!
Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my *** for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady *****es cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those *******s from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season! Author Submitted by Bubba
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12-12-11, 01:42 PM
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Well, You better take that little elf to the Health Dept, Paris Hilton, and Pam Anderson in the same week. I'm pretty sure he will have to be quarantined and/or possibly put down
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12-12-11, 07:42 PM
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I don't even wanna know how you got the 3rd pic. lmao!!
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12-13-11, 08:41 AM
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Just glad there wasn't a dirt road left in there!
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12-13-11, 02:46 PM
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Man that's some funny stuff.
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