Need help!

joedog · 10-20-12, 07:54 AM

It's 6am.
It's 37 degrees out.
Misting....but not snowing.

I've been to the post office with this weeks business.
I've done my grocery shopping.
I've gotten the car full of gas....had a milk from the station so I guess I filled ME with gas too.

NOW WHAT do I do?
Careful anglers you know how EMOTIONAL I am!

Was at sight with my 'friend' around 3am....no new posts.
I'm here again, no new posts.

I read it all, half the time I have no idea even why.

But man have I increased my knowledge base and I FEAR NO GAME SHOW!

So whoever reads this, post something, anything.

Tell me how your neighbor's 'cat' is doing...I really don't care.
Supply me with some info I can use when I finally get on a game show.
Tell me how nice the weather is where your at.....naw, that ain't going to make me smile. Guess it did!
The temp has climbed two degrees since I started this thread.

Hey, I just got an IDEA....I should do a daily JOKE.

Now I'm actually LAUGHING!
Just messing with you anglers! I'm really trying not to put you all through THAT again!

I have a NEW idea for this Hard Water season!

Ok,
Everyone have the very best weekend you possible can, PLEASE!

kennethdaysale · 10-20-12, 08:13 AM

Joe At this moment I'm flying down a 2 lane county maintained dirt road @ about 65 in rabid anticipation of of showing some fast moving cranks to a bunch of willing hungry fat naive private clear water weed loving bass.

Current temp 52 going to 72.
.
Future wars will not be fought over borders/religion/politics or power. No they will be fought over fresh water. Whoa almost a pack of coyotes

them dang things are getting out of control around here.
I'll catch my first one in a few and promise to dedicate it to you.
ps

decided to delete the blumpkin memories part

bassinbob · 10-20-12, 09:37 AM

Joe it was sunny an hour ago. Almost loaded up the truck. Rain coming. Gonna restring a few reels. Jeez sun just came out again. Wish it would make up it's mind. Watched the weather report this week to see what it was going to be like next weekend. As of bed time friday it was going to be a nice weekend next week. Was going to go up and close the cabin. As of 4:30 am today next week is rain both days. Drat. Can still close up cabin but wanted to cut the grass and rake leaves. If I let them go in the fall it's a disaster in the spring. Wet, soggy leaves and high grass. Oh well, maybe I'll cut the grass in the rain next weekend.

joedog · 10-20-12, 09:40 AM

Thanks Ken!

I WON'T even ASK about texting and driving.....but there are TOO MANY Coyotes killed every year due to drivers texting.

Oh that's a good thing maybe.

Ken have a great day fishing.
Oh the temp at 8:30 is 37 again....but that beautiful sun is filling the air.
Got my neoprene diving gloves right next to me.

I just can't find the COURAGE to put them ON..........YET!

bamabassman · 10-20-12, 09:41 AM

8:36 am. i am up...what else ya wanna know? (grumble,cuss,pass gas..)

gonna get some things lined up in a few. gotta straitghen up the boat some. then do a little more in the shop...meaning cleaning up. it's a mess. mowed and weedeated yesterday.

temp this morning was 40 someting when i got up, warming up quickly now. VERY sunny and bright, should get up to ONLY 66 "they" say. i htink it'll get warmer.

got my morning cup of "joe" meaning COCA-COLA. took my pills. now i am popping my joints. man i hate getting older. arthur andi have a morning ritual.

lisa is still sleeping, she used to NEVER sleep like this. she was ALWAYS the first one up. i made breakfast yesterday, not gonna today. maybe make ME some toast, yeah....cheese toast sounds good..

ok. that's all for now. have a great day buddy. later.......(passing more gas)

joedog · 10-20-12, 09:44 AM

Bob thanks,
I know all about 'spring leave clean up' and that really is a great idea in the fall that haunts you as soon as spring thaw hits.

joedog · 10-20-12, 09:47 AM

Bama thanks.
I knew I could depend on YOU!

bassboogieman · 10-20-12, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Tell me how your neighbor's 'cat' is doing...I really don't care.

If you don't care, why did you ask. I really don't care about my neighbor's cat either, unless it's walking all over my boat, then I wish I still had my Rottwieller.

Quote:

Supply me with some info I can use when I finally get on a game show.

From what I've seen of "game shows" most of the "contestants" are blithering idiots, so you have no chance of ever getting on one.

wait, that sounds almost like I said something nice...........

Quote:

Tell me how nice the weather is where your at.....naw, that ain't going to make me smile.

Sun is shining, a little crisp (I like that) this morning but going up to 70 degrees later.

No Monkey Business today, but we are headed to Delaware (land of NO sales tax), as my wife's Monkey latched on to her leg this morning. She wants another Dyson for the second floor. OMG, women are much worse than men when it comes to spending money................

keithdog · 10-20-12, 10:10 AM

It's sunny and cold at 9:00. Making grilled brats, fried taters, and fried eggs for breakfast. Going to work today on getting the boat and tackle put away for winter, plus get the garage and shed straightened out. Maybe, lol. Have to watch the Irish knock off BYU at 2:30.

Abbeysdad · 10-20-12, 10:17 AM

Sorry Joe - I came to the post party late!
Read no further till yer next 'episode'.

So it rained the other night and I collected water for the fish tank at 1:30am - lol
Abbey's turtle is now happy in the basement.
I resealed the 29H tank yesterday.
Fall is here. I'm resisting putting the boat up. Hoping to get her in the water a last time on Monday.
It's 50F right now and overcast.
All I got right now.

joedog · 10-20-12, 10:21 AM

Bruce thanks.

Quote:
Tell me how your neighbor's 'cat' is doing...I really don't care. If you don't care, why did you ask. I really don't care about my neighbor's cat either, unless it's walking all over my boat, then I wish I still had my Rottwieller
Showing my desperation....or maybe thinking 'cat fishing' was an option for later.

Guess I'm always fishing for some......."No Joe keep those thoughts to yourself", says the monkey.

Quote:
Supply me with some info I can use when I finally get on a game show.

From what I've seen of "game shows" most of the "contestants" are blithering idiots, so you have no chance of ever getting on one. wait, that sounds almost like I said something nice...........

I was thinking that would make me a 'SHOE IN'!

Quote:
Tell me how nice the weather is where your at.....naw, that ain't going to make me smile.

Sun is shining, a little crisp (I like that) this morning but going up to 70 degrees later.

No Monkey Business today, but we are headed to Delaware (land of NO sales tax), as my wife's Monkey latched on to her leg this morning. She wants another Dyson for the second floor. OMG, women are much worse than men when it comes to spending money................

Practice makes perfect!

I'll never understand why I can't seem to multi-quote even after hitting the multi quote button and copy and pasting. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.

Tell your beautiful wife to have the very best day shopping she possible can. Remind her she may want to sharpen her already sharp skills in anticipation of CHRISTMAS!

joedog · 10-20-12, 10:33 AM

Abbeysdad thanks.

At least I'm not on your 'ignore list'.....YET.

WatterBoy · 10-20-12, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joedog

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I'll never understand why I can't seem to multi-quote even after hitting the multi quote button and copy and pasting. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.
...

Joe, just click on the multi-quote icon for each post you want to include in your message, then click on "post reply" and you should be in business.

joedog · 10-20-12, 06:07 PM

Dean THANKS!

bamabassman · 10-20-12, 06:47 PM

update for ya joe. worked on the shop most of the day. neighbor gave me some styrofoam panels. been cutting and putting in the walls. hope to have enough for all the walls but doubt it. chrging the boat, WTL is on his way over. he's been fishing some waters and is close enough to come by for a visit. we gonna eat the smoked pork shoulder i did yesterday as we watch ALABAMA-TENN game, which is coming on in 15 minutes.

you remember i got my boat seats redown? well i went to put them in for tomorrow, 1/2" to long on the back rest. called miss toni and she is gonna fix it as soon as i can get it to her. won't be this week. maybe next weekend.

this will most likely be the LAST trip i make this year. got a lot of work to do to the shop. building a lean to off the shop to voer the boat.

oh...and i am STILL passing gas. gonna be smelling kinda smoky in a little bit. hahahaa!!

joedog · 10-21-12, 06:00 AM

John your a true friend.

All and all, sounds like a pretty good day.

Now one last favor.
I want you and that beautiful boss you have to catch BRUNCH after church BEFORE any work or football!

Oh no beans, milk or other dairy!!!!

kennethdaysale · 10-21-12, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bamabassman

update for ya joe. worked on the shop
oh...and i am STILL passing gas. gonna be smelling kinda smoky in a little bit. hahahaa!!

John this little expression of love is always appreciated. The next time you've got a colon full of noxious gas, after yall have just got settled into bed for the night. Let a long silent load of flatulence ease out and then whisper to Lisa "Honey lift up the covers and look down...my glockenschpiel has sprung to life"

joedog · 10-21-12, 08:28 AM

glockenschpiel

A LARGE church in Munich.

OR

A clock.

"Oh my, what a glockenschpiel you have!"

"I bought an antique glockenspchpiel from lala land." Fits better!

Those examples were actually in the definition

Oh and I deleted Ken's 'urban slang' reference. Yes it WAS in the definition Ken.

nobass · 10-21-12, 08:38 AM

joe siting here reading this post and drinking coffee. listing to my pups raise hell with the big dogs, later will mow the grass and winterize the pool. then i will come in sit in my new recliner and watch football till i fall asleeep, get up eat supper, watch more football and go to bed.

joedog · 10-21-12, 08:51 AM

Now THATS great plan if I ever heard one Don.

Why do I get a uneasy feeling that everyone's 'neighbor's cats have already mystically 'wondered' off?

nobass · 10-21-12, 09:00 AM

welll for one i have two pit bull mixes that love kitty cat s for supper

joedog · 10-21-12, 09:47 AM

I'm out at the car deciding what strategy should I use today to NOT catch fish today.

When I realized, you anglers have been so GREAT sharing and I didn't tell anyone about my day.
So this is what I did_____________________________,then I took a nap!

Yup sums it up!

No, actually I fished for a couple of hours.
NADA!
Let me rephrase that, NOT A FLUKING THING!
Drop shotted and swim jigged.
Oh did I mention,
NADA!

Hey EVERONE,Have the very BEST day you possible can, PLEASE!

joedog · 10-21-12, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nobass

welll for one i have two pit bull mixes that love kitty cat s for supper

'Nanny Dog' mixes.

Pits are alot friendlier than most people know and they make GREAT pets.
As they say,"Don't blame the BREED!"
Nieghbors got 3 Pure Breads.

10-20-12, 07:54 AM	#1
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Need help! It's 6am. It's 37 degrees out. Misting....but not snowing. I've been to the post office with this weeks business. I've done my grocery shopping. I've gotten the car full of gas....had a milk from the station so I guess I filled ME with gas too. NOW WHAT do I do? Careful anglers you know how EMOTIONAL I am! Was at sight with my 'friend' around 3am....no new posts. I'm here again, no new posts. I read it all, half the time I have no idea even why. But man have I increased my knowledge base and I FEAR NO GAME SHOW! So whoever reads this, post something, anything. Tell me how your neighbor's 'cat' is doing...I really don't care. Supply me with some info I can use when I finally get on a game show. Tell me how nice the weather is where your at.....naw, that ain't going to make me smile. Guess it did! The temp has climbed two degrees since I started this thread. Hey, I just got an IDEA....I should do a daily JOKE. Now I'm actually LAUGHING! Just messing with you anglers! I'm really trying not to put you all through THAT again! I have a NEW idea for this Hard Water season! Ok, Everyone have the very best weekend you possible can, PLEASE! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

10-20-12, 08:13 AM	#2
kennethdaysale BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: rock hill, sc Posts: 2,315	Joe At this moment I'm flying down a 2 lane county maintained dirt road @ about 65 in rabid anticipation of of showing some fast moving cranks to a bunch of willing hungry fat naive private clear water weed loving bass. Current temp 52 going to 72. . Future wars will not be fought over borders/religion/politics or power. No they will be fought over fresh water. Whoa almost a pack of coyotes them dang things are getting out of control around here. I'll catch my first one in a few and promise to dedicate it to you. ps decided to delete the blumpkin memories part __________________ Sometimes you gotta risk it to get the biscuit. Last edited by kennethdaysale; 10-20-12 at 08:23 AM.

10-20-12, 09:37 AM	#3
bassinbob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Pitts. Pa. Posts: 3,801	Joe it was sunny an hour ago. Almost loaded up the truck. Rain coming. Gonna restring a few reels. Jeez sun just came out again. Wish it would make up it's mind. Watched the weather report this week to see what it was going to be like next weekend. As of bed time friday it was going to be a nice weekend next week. Was going to go up and close the cabin. As of 4:30 am today next week is rain both days. Drat. Can still close up cabin but wanted to cut the grass and rake leaves. If I let them go in the fall it's a disaster in the spring. Wet, soggy leaves and high grass. Oh well, maybe I'll cut the grass in the rain next weekend. __________________ you can have my fishin rod when ya take it from my cold dead hands

10-20-12, 09:40 AM	#4
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Thanks Ken! I WON'T even ASK about texting and driving.....but there are TOO MANY Coyotes killed every year due to drivers texting. Oh that's a good thing maybe. Ken have a great day fishing. Oh the temp at 8:30 is 37 again....but that beautiful sun is filling the air. Got my neoprene diving gloves right next to me. I just can't find the COURAGE to put them ON..........YET! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

10-20-12, 09:41 AM	#5
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	8:36 am. i am up...what else ya wanna know? (grumble,cuss,pass gas..) gonna get some things lined up in a few. gotta straitghen up the boat some. then do a little more in the shop...meaning cleaning up. it's a mess. mowed and weedeated yesterday. temp this morning was 40 someting when i got up, warming up quickly now. VERY sunny and bright, should get up to ONLY 66 "they" say. i htink it'll get warmer. got my morning cup of "joe" meaning COCA-COLA. took my pills. now i am popping my joints. man i hate getting older. arthur andi have a morning ritual. lisa is still sleeping, she used to NEVER sleep like this. she was ALWAYS the first one up. i made breakfast yesterday, not gonna today. maybe make ME some toast, yeah....cheese toast sounds good.. ok. that's all for now. have a great day buddy. later.......(passing more gas) __________________ so many lures, so little time.

10-20-12, 09:44 AM	#6
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Bob thanks, I know all about 'spring leave clean up' and that really is a great idea in the fall that haunts you as soon as spring thaw hits. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

10-20-12, 09:47 AM	#7
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Bama thanks. I knew I could depend on YOU! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

10-20-12, 10:10 AM	#9
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	It's sunny and cold at 9:00. Making grilled brats, fried taters, and fried eggs for breakfast. Going to work today on getting the boat and tackle put away for winter, plus get the garage and shed straightened out. Maybe, lol. Have to watch the Irish knock off BYU at 2:30. __________________ Just one more cast, and then some!

10-20-12, 10:17 AM	#10
Abbeysdad BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Central NY - Finger Lakes Posts: 1,307	Sorry Joe - I came to the post party late! Read no further till yer next 'episode'. So it rained the other night and I collected water for the fish tank at 1:30am - lol Abbey's turtle is now happy in the basement. I resealed the 29H tank yesterday. Fall is here. I'm resisting putting the boat up. Hoping to get her in the water a last time on Monday. It's 50F right now and overcast. All I got right now. __________________ Fish now, work later

10-20-12, 10:21 AM	#11
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Bruce thanks. Quote: Tell me how your neighbor's 'cat' is doing...I really don't care. If you don't care, why did you ask. I really don't care about my neighbor's cat either, unless it's walking all over my boat, then I wish I still had my Rottwieller Showing my desperation....or maybe thinking 'cat fishing' was an option for later. Guess I'm always fishing for some......."No Joe keep those thoughts to yourself", says the monkey. Quote: Supply me with some info I can use when I finally get on a game show. From what I've seen of "game shows" most of the "contestants" are blithering idiots, so you have no chance of ever getting on one. wait, that sounds almost like I said something nice........... I was thinking that would make me a 'SHOE IN'! Quote: Tell me how nice the weather is where your at.....naw, that ain't going to make me smile. Sun is shining, a little crisp (I like that) this morning but going up to 70 degrees later. No Monkey Business today, but we are headed to Delaware (land of NO sales tax), as my wife's Monkey latched on to her leg this morning. She wants another Dyson for the second floor. OMG, women are much worse than men when it comes to spending money................ Practice makes perfect! I'll never understand why I can't seem to multi-quote even after hitting the multi quote button and copy and pasting. Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong. Tell your beautiful wife to have the very best day shopping she possible can. Remind her she may want to sharpen her already sharp skills in anticipation of CHRISTMAS! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that." Last edited by joedog; 10-20-12 at 10:28 AM.

10-20-12, 10:33 AM	#12
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Abbeysdad thanks. At least I'm not on your 'ignore list'.....YET. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

10-20-12, 06:07 PM	#14
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Dean THANKS! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

10-20-12, 06:47 PM	#15
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	update for ya joe. worked on the shop most of the day. neighbor gave me some styrofoam panels. been cutting and putting in the walls. hope to have enough for all the walls but doubt it. chrging the boat, WTL is on his way over. he's been fishing some waters and is close enough to come by for a visit. we gonna eat the smoked pork shoulder i did yesterday as we watch ALABAMA-TENN game, which is coming on in 15 minutes. you remember i got my boat seats redown? well i went to put them in for tomorrow, 1/2" to long on the back rest. called miss toni and she is gonna fix it as soon as i can get it to her. won't be this week. maybe next weekend. this will most likely be the LAST trip i make this year. got a lot of work to do to the shop. building a lean to off the shop to voer the boat. oh...and i am STILL passing gas. gonna be smelling kinda smoky in a little bit. hahahaa!! __________________ so many lures, so little time.

10-21-12, 06:00 AM	#16
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	John your a true friend. All and all, sounds like a pretty good day. Now one last favor. I want you and that beautiful boss you have to catch BRUNCH after church BEFORE any work or football! Oh no beans, milk or other dairy!!!! __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

10-21-12, 08:28 AM	#18
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	glockenschpiel A LARGE church in Munich. OR A clock. "Oh my, what a glockenschpiel you have!" "I bought an antique glockenspchpiel from lala land." Fits better! Those examples were actually in the definition Oh and I deleted Ken's 'urban slang' reference. Yes it WAS in the definition Ken. __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

10-21-12, 08:38 AM	#19
nobass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: clarksville, tn, Posts: 1,690	joe siting here reading this post and drinking coffee. listing to my pups raise hell with the big dogs, later will mow the grass and winterize the pool. then i will come in sit in my new recliner and watch football till i fall asleeep, get up eat supper, watch more football and go to bed. __________________ the only easy day was yesterday

10-21-12, 08:51 AM	#20
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	Now THATS great plan if I ever heard one Don. Why do I get a uneasy feeling that everyone's 'neighbor's cats have already mystically 'wondered' off? __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

10-21-12, 09:00 AM	#21
nobass BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: clarksville, tn, Posts: 1,690	welll for one i have two pit bull mixes that love kitty cat s for supper __________________ the only easy day was yesterday

10-21-12, 09:47 AM	#22
joedog BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: JANESVILLE,WI. 53545 Posts: 3,415	I'm out at the car deciding what strategy should I use today to NOT catch fish today. When I realized, you anglers have been so GREAT sharing and I didn't tell anyone about my day. So this is what I did_____________________________,then I took a nap! Yup sums it up! No, actually I fished for a couple of hours. NADA! Let me rephrase that, NOT A FLUKING THING! Drop shotted and swim jigged. Oh did I mention, NADA! Hey EVERONE,*Have the very BEST day you possible can, PLEASE!* __________________ "Fishing isn't life or death... it's more important than that."

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