An old farmer had a wife....

1/4 stick · 05-31-13, 11:29 PM

An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully.

From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This
was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.

So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

Bassboss · 05-31-13, 11:45 PM

lmao, that's awesome!

Tavery5 · 06-01-13, 12:38 AM

Very funny, for some reason I had that song "Sqeezebox" by the Who playing in my head the whole time I was reading this post.

bcklash · 06-01-13, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Tavery5

Very funny, for some reason I had that song "Sqeezebox" by the Who playing in my head the whole time I was reading this post.

Lmao

AUFred · 06-01-13, 09:42 AM

LOL! That's pretty good.

bamabassman · 06-01-13, 11:52 PM

that is a GOOD ONE STICK !!!!

now i am looking ofr a mule fer sale.................hehehehe.

keithdog · 06-02-13, 08:02 PM

Halarious. Sales, no. Rent, maybe. hahaha

lilmule · 06-03-13, 07:32 AM

One mule to another can relate to that.
At such times I say nag nag nag sarasota downs

05-31-13, 11:29 PM	#1
1/4 stick BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Fayetteville, N.C. Posts: 3,529	An old farmer had a wife.... An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement." "And what about the men?" the minister asked. "They wanted to know if the mule was for sale." __________________ Just a redneck having fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/donaldvlogsify

05-31-13, 11:45 PM	#2
Bassboss BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Shawano, WI Posts: 7,761	lmao, that's awesome! __________________ If you can't fix it with heavy squats or fish oil, you're probably going to die.

06-01-13, 12:38 AM	#3
Tavery5 BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 2,427	Very funny, for some reason I had that song "Sqeezebox" by the Who playing in my head the whole time I was reading this post. __________________ They call me Ishmael

06-01-13, 11:52 PM	#6
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	that is a GOOD ONE STICK !!!! now i am looking ofr a mule fer sale.................hehehehe. __________________ so many lures, so little time.

06-02-13, 08:02 PM	#7
keithdog BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: IN Posts: 8,308	Halarious. Sales, no. Rent, maybe. hahaha __________________ Just one more cast, and then some!

06-01-13, 09:42 AM	#5
AUFred BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Prattville, Alabama Posts: 803	LOL! That's pretty good.

06-03-13, 07:32 AM	#8
lilmule BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Buchanan,Tn Posts: 2,685	One mule to another can relate to that. At such times I say nag nag nag sarasota downs

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