Guns or Women?

JB · 02-15-06, 06:41 PM

Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

K-Driz · 02-15-06, 06:54 PM

Very solid research JB! The accuracy of these points is incredible!

bassthumb32 · 02-15-06, 07:01 PM

Thats Great Jb. Do You Think This Stuff Up On Your Own. Lol

lovinfishin9 · 02-15-06, 10:03 PM

Thats pretty funny.

GotBass · 02-15-06, 10:06 PM

that is very funny

Rodman_Rob · 02-15-06, 10:24 PM

ding ding ding.....WE HAVE A WINNER!

bassintxlady · 02-16-06, 09:05 PM

okay....sounds like your classifying all women in one box....time to think outside the box darlin.....not all women are created equal,......besides...give me a nice rod over a handheld gun any day of the week......

JB · 02-17-06, 05:31 PM

lady,
I smelled trouble brewing when compiling the list, no harm intended, I'm no pig~

Bass_fishing_girl · 02-18-06, 04:37 AM

Actually, you can have both

San

CarpMan · 02-18-06, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassintxlady

okay....sounds like your classifying all women in one box....time to think outside the box darlin.....not all women are created equal,......besides...give me a nice rod over a handheld gun any day of the week......

I've got to agree with you.. The thinnest book in the world is titled "WHAT MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN" Polly.

bassintom · 02-18-06, 12:23 PM

if you have a gun..you can have any woman you want............

just kidding!....JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeez!

pig n jig · 02-18-06, 06:30 PM

Tommy, Now your thinking outside the box.

Refine it towards fishing, so we don't have to send you fishing magazines until your out of the house of corrections.

P N J

lunker-lander · 02-25-08, 11:39 PM

Again, another classic "JB"!

-Lunk-

bamabassman · 02-25-08, 11:54 PM

have guns and rods, hahaha. and the wife has the power!!!! i like it that way, don't ever get in trouble. just say....yes dear. remember ol bill cosby..... the himself concert. kids at breakfast time? men aren't dumb... we are smart enough to let the wives take care of breakfast. hahaha, kidding again of course. okay dear? lmao

lunker-lander · 02-26-08, 12:08 AM

Did you reach my "trench" post under the "What a catch", post yet? Well, it'll explain a lot, (

). Just kiddin'....

-Lunk-

1/4 stick · 02-26-08, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bassintom

if you have a gun..you can have any woman you want............

just kidding!....JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeez!

Not entirely true, I've been taking a gunsmith course, and with guns, (and women) there are alot of variables involved in each action and reaction. In this case the variable would be; "Does she have a gun too?" and "Is she faster than I?" hehehe...

BigBassin144 · 02-26-08, 12:21 PM

Nice, that one of the funniest things I;ve heard in a while.

BB

WTL · 02-26-08, 05:29 PM

When your guns giving you problems, your wife can't fix it.

When your wifes giving you problems, your gun can.

That simple.

lunker-lander · 02-27-08, 09:38 PM

Amazingly true, Love! Thanks for that future tip!

-Lunk-

WTL · 02-27-08, 09:40 PM

Please don't call me love. Its kinda gay.

Brother love is ok.

lunker-lander · 02-27-08, 10:40 PM

No problem, Brother Love!

See how we resolve our problems, Ivan?

-Lunk-

BigBassin144 · 02-28-08, 07:44 PM

Still obsessing about that LL...

BB

lunker-lander · 02-28-08, 08:57 PM

Just a little "payback"!

-Lunk-

senko · 03-03-08, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lunker-lander

Just a little "payback"!

-Lunk-

Man you sound like a high school girl i swear.

02-18-06, 12:23 PM	#11
bassintom BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: washington(northwest) N.J. Posts: 3,958	if you have a gun..you can have any woman you want............ just kidding!....JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeez! __________________ A man's gotta believe in something...I believe I'll go fishing.

02-25-08, 11:39 PM	#13
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	Again, another classic "JB"! -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

02-26-08, 12:08 AM	#15
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	Did you reach my "trench" post under the "What a catch", post yet? Well, it'll explain a lot, (). Just kiddin'.... -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

02-26-08, 12:21 PM	#17
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Nice, that one of the funniest things I;ve heard in a while. BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

02-26-08, 05:29 PM	#18
WTL BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Huntsville, Al Posts: 7,466	When your guns giving you problems, your wife can't fix it. When your wifes giving you problems, your gun can. That simple. __________________ Selling live waterdogs for less since 2005.

02-15-06, 06:41 PM	#1
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	Guns or Women? Top Ten reasons why Men prefer guns over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

02-15-06, 06:54 PM	#2
K-Driz BassFishin.Com Active Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Murray or Smithfield, KY Posts: 209	Very solid research JB! The accuracy of these points is incredible!

02-15-06, 07:01 PM	#3
bassthumb32 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Fort Loudon, PA Posts: 682	Thats Great Jb. Do You Think This Stuff Up On Your Own. Lol __________________ MY LIFETIME GOAL IS TO KEEP AT LEAST A SMALL CASE OF BASSTHUMB FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

02-15-06, 10:03 PM	#4
lovinfishin9 BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Middletown, VA Posts: 566	Thats pretty funny. __________________ Take your caviar and that fish that ain't cooked, take if off a cracker and throw it on a hook. :D :)

02-15-06, 10:06 PM	#5
GotBass BassFishin.Com Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Arkansas Posts: 22	that is very funny __________________ God Bless Good Fishing!

02-15-06, 10:24 PM	#6
Rodman_Rob BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: May 2005 Location: Ocala, FL. 1/2 hour southwest of Rodman Posts: 1,702	ding ding ding.....WE HAVE A WINNER! __________________ Lizardsrule may not be able to drive a boat, but he can sure put you on the fish!

02-16-06, 09:05 PM	#7
bassintxlady BassFishin.Com Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cypress,Texas Posts: 780	okay....sounds like your classifying all women in one box....time to think outside the box darlin.....not all women are created equal,......besides...give me a nice rod over a handheld gun any day of the week...... __________________ :) OH YEAH!!!!! SHUT UP AND FISH!!!!!

02-17-06, 05:31 PM	#8
JB BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,655	lady, I smelled trouble brewing when compiling the list, no harm intended, I'm no pig~

02-18-06, 04:37 AM	#9
Bass_fishing_girl BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 1,383	Actually, you can have both San __________________ Texas Give us this day our daily limit :D

02-18-06, 06:30 PM	#12
pig n jig BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Avoca, NY Posts: 3,508	Tommy, Now your thinking outside the box. Refine it towards fishing, so we don't have to send you fishing magazines until your out of the house of corrections. P N J

02-25-08, 11:54 PM	#14
bamabassman BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: cedar bluff, alabama Posts: 15,292	have guns and rods, hahaha. and the wife has the power!!!! i like it that way, don't ever get in trouble. just say....yes dear. remember ol bill cosby..... the himself concert. kids at breakfast time? men aren't dumb... we are smart enough to let the wives take care of breakfast. hahaha, kidding again of course. okay dear? lmao

02-27-08, 09:38 PM	#19
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	Amazingly true, Love! Thanks for that future tip! -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

02-27-08, 09:40 PM	#20
WTL BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Huntsville, Al Posts: 7,466	Please don't call me love. Its kinda gay. Brother love is ok. __________________ Selling live waterdogs for less since 2005.

02-27-08, 10:40 PM	#21
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	No problem, Brother Love! See how we resolve our problems, Ivan? -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

02-28-08, 07:44 PM	#22
BigBassin144 BassFishin.Com Premier Elite Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 9,463	Still obsessing about that LL... BB __________________ As of June 14, 2014 the members of the BF.com forum have moved to basschat.yuku.com!

02-28-08, 08:57 PM	#23
lunker-lander BassFishin.Com Super Veteran Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Michigan Posts: 1,628	Just a little "payback"! -Lunk- __________________ I don't see why schools are Public. If all schools were made Private, trespassers would be eliminated!

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