Forgive me BassFishin' Forum, I Have Sinned...partII

[JB]

(Note: This is a long, sad - but true - story that I feel can only be of use if shared. Please don't blame me if you can't sleep tonight. I'll likely be in the pit.)

Tonight - I strayed from the straight and narrow. In a moment of weakness - I ventured into the darkest corner of the Internet and will accept whatever punishment you collectively decide to heap upon me. Yes - it's true: I visited the site of which we shall not speak.(www.whizbanglures.com) heh

In an effort to persuade others not to travel the path as did I, I post the following information as a warning only. Please forgive me any typos as I’m still trying to recover. Unfortunately, there are those among us that I'm sure will stumble, as did I, and we need to focus on prevention as there is apparently no antidote and scrub and shower as I might - I feel I will never be truly clean again.

Upon realizing that I was about to embark on a trip of this nature, I took a few minutes to prepare my system: installed new virus definitions, firewall and port blockers. I even created a new email address at a new domain and erroneously thought I was covered. Nothing could prepare me though for the shallow, pointless drivel, with no entertainment value whatsoever, that I was about to experience.

I should've known what awaited me. An entire world created with literally no investment in time or money as we have here. No programming, no license fees - no point - surely the Administrator of the site must care.. or so I thought. I immediately got the impression that I was dealing with a Front Page kinda person though - knowwhatImean? Could this be all there is?






Much of my story can be condensed into a reprint of the opening disclaimer: (read closely) Go look for yourself. Or simply take my word for it:

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- Proving that one must really be careful of what is agreed to on the Internet. It's indeed a scarey place.

I looked at several threads and my retina's are now permanently scarred - I need medical treatment. I deleted the new user account, my new email account I created and am now recovering. I'm still having visions of the BassFishin forums faithful dropping off that cliff as if in a scene from Storm of the Century.
When I regain the I.Q. points that were so brutally ripped from my brain, I might tell you more but for now, please forgive me. I won't go there again. I swear to god I won't.

[PowerBass]

Wow JB, you have to much time on your hands!

[lovinfishin9]

2 words..... GO FISHING

[WTL]

^^^^Just let WTL off the hook for writing the longest, most useless post ever in the history of the off-topic board.

[pig n jig]

WTL, You were the pioneer to the long postings.The Original , a standard to which others are judged from.You WTL, are the Golden Rule for long winded threads. Lmao........P N J

[JB]

wtl,
no sweat,
we had several members pay me off to entice you into posting again,
plus took care of the most useless and longest post
status
that was hanging over your neck

[zooker]

jb
don't worry i will send over helga and her trusty whip to punish you further.hope you like being tied up..

wtl
still the champion of long winded threads. the new style set up on this board makes it seem longer.. when it is narrower..

zooker

[JB]

helga? can she cook?

[flbassman]

^^^^^^^^^^ Um... I'm no longer hungry.

[bassintom]

zooker,you know my thoughts on this beauty.haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
been drinking again...hic

[Bass_fishing_girl]

Are you guys taking drugs??

San

[JB]

not yet bassgrl,
but it would probably help, don't ya think?

[bassintom]

sandra....do you think it would help?
the alcohol doesn't seem to be doing the job....lmao

[Wishing2BFishing]

JB, you give new meaning to form over function . . . That post was the longest bunch of **** that I have ever read. Somehow, I still managed to keep reading on, thinking that there was a point . . . Is there a point?

[Wishing2BFishing]

JB, your post is the kind that requires the wearing of waders (chest high).

[zooker]

no jb helga likes leather and whips...

sandra think it is strange round me now you should see the stuff i use to wright about during rehab while blistered..

zooker

[JB]

zooker,
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
That helga, why didn't you say so rofl

[bassintxlady]

i really feel that electro shock therapy might be in order here....

[JB]

not yet lady,
thorazine is filling the bill so far, at least I hope they won't shock me again this month!! rofl

we call em "gorilla bicuits"

[zooker]

jb
here is some thing that will put you back in to the pit...


you can blame zilla for this picture..

zooker

[JB]

ZOOKER,
I hear the blue ones have that secret chip in the middle that sends
ultrasonic vibrations.
I don't need one, but the wife asks if she could borrow it sometime..
(i never new she even fished) rofl