05-20-06, 03:13 PM
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norton's anti virus won't fix these
Dangerous computer virus alert
Watch out for these new viruses - - Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!! The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on. The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves... but will be back! The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows Last edited by angelus40; 05-20-06 at 05:52 PM. |
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05-20-06, 04:18 PM
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That's hilarious.
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05-20-06, 04:21 PM
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thank NC, my fiance emailed me that
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05-20-06, 05:48 PM
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That's funny stuff there. I got all but the last one. Probly before my time, someone care to explain?
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05-20-06, 05:51 PM
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remeber what she did to her husband she wacked of mr johnson with a knife
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05-22-06, 06:46 AM
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Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-27-06, 03:45 PM
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Quote:
 Watch those cohonas man rotfl Lizards
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05-27-06, 03:50 PM
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LOL lizard...i'll be careful
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