What color.....

[pig n jig]

What color shirt do you think I should wear while bass fishing next time I go ? Hey Robzilla, I posted to chalk up another useless post statistic. P N J

[WTL]

Pink. Next question.

[JB]

pnj,
i've always preferred you in the see through- mesh -wife beaters, but hey, thats just me!

[pig n jig]

Shoes, or no shoes ? P N J

[pig n jig]

Sunscreen, or sunglasses, or both ? P N J

[WTL]

Birkenstocks, of course. No glasses, you can get racoon eyes if you stay out in the sun too much. A definite fashion fauxpa.

[Rebbasser]

Originally Posted by pig n jig

Sunscreen, or sunglasses, or both ? P N J

Both. Skin cancer and cataracts don't attract the babes.

[WTL]

Reb, considering the women he takes for company being blind may not be bad.

[LoneStarAngler07]

go natural

[Rodman_Rob]

Originally Posted by WTL

Pink. Next question.

I think bubblegum is more his color.

[lizardsrule]

You guys crack me up. Do you think any of them are gonna pay any attention to this rotfl.

Lizards

[Bo Dale James Jr.]

What about hats? Raspberry beret or a stovepipe?
Acc-thess-ories...!

[WTL]

Heres the hat...

[bassking22]

NICE! I personally think you should wear your church clothes so the fish will be impressed

[WTL]

But those are my church clothes....

[bassking22]

What kind of church do you go to?
lol

[bassguy2004]

P N J, you might consider the Hawaiian shirt I got you for your birthday.

[flbassman]

Definitely something mauve....

[Tnbasser]

Neon Green shirt with John Lennon glasses, Crocs and a purple pimp hat.

[flfireman]

Crocs are definately in right now, and with all the colors you can pretty much match whatever shirt you wore. Definately need to clash, keeps the fish on their toes...um well fins. I believe a pair of hot pink crocs, w/ purple or lime green shirt- no sleeves, layered w/ slinky top underneath, maybe a hawaiin print short or paisley short. Must have them hanging down to your knees w/ at least 3-4 inches of butt crack hanging out and dont forget yellow underwear pulled up just below your belly button- hear thats really "IN". Also dont forget funky shades and the hat must be backwards or tipped sideways and crooked. You will be the shnizzle of the dizzle if'n the whizzle is spizzle.

[WTL]

Hey PnJ, I found a T-shirt that is just you.

[pig n jig]

Well Thank you all for the suggestions.I am thinking I won't be able to find that stuff round my area. Carhartt, Schmidt, Levi Strauss, Jerzees seem to be what is common names for clothes in my area.We got crocks, but they're filled full of sauerkraut, or Dill pickles made with the oversized cucumbers not suitable for the table.Once they're pickled, they go good with beer, because they are salty as hell and on the bitter side.WTL, Who the hell is KD Lang ?It anit real good to wear flashy colors here, you never know if there's a bull in the pasture your cutting across to get where your going. I wear Justin boots most of the time, unless I am barefoot, Herman survivors to work because of the steel toe law at work.You know they got a law can't drive barefooted in NY State ? What the hell is that all about ?State Trooper told me I had to wear shoes while drivin' from now on when I got hit in that accident.I told him me not having any shoes on had nothin to do with gettin hit in the first place.Luckily I had a sh!tty pair of Justins in the back in a garbage bag from where I wore them while milking cows down the road a spell before I got hit.Justins are a great boot, these were sh!tty literally covered in cow sh!t.Its worse in the spring though when they start eating green grass from being fed baled hay, it runs right through them like its got casteroil in it or something until they get used to eating it.Well I am glad nearly everyone got to post on this thread.Statistically point count wise, it was a worth while thread. P N J

[JB]

PnJ,
I can see it now, women all over ya's!


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[pig n jig]

Jeepers cats WTL. That KD Lang is a girl ? Looks like a guy on the shirt.She's a real canook too.I had to look it up, thought maybe the reference to pink being the guy was gay, or something.I don't know what that had to do with the color pink.Any man secure enough in their manhood wouldn't hesitate in wearing a pink shirt, as long as it was clean from the dresser drawer.If you found it laying around the house and have got to smell it for body odor first before wearing it, I might pass on a pink colored shirt.Reason being the Bull might be able to spot you better.Its best not to give him a good target to chase if you can help it.Oh here is what I found on this KD Lang.She is so homely, might need a sense of imagination while in the sack her to make for her unattractive face features. My Father said to never pass up a roll in the hay and becareful if your messing around with the red headed girls in the area.You never know, they might just be your half sister, kind of stick to B's , that being blondes, brunettes, or black haired girls to be safe ? http://who2.com/ask/kdlang.html

[HulaPopr]

Jb, Rotflmao!!!